David Spade - Going to the Gyno & Mom's Dogs

David Spade: My Fake Problems Season 1, Ep 101 05/04/2014 Views: 8,119

David Spade thinks that his mom might be too protective of her dogs. (1:29)

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THAT'S EVEN WORSE."

LIKE, THAT IS WORSE, YOU KNOW,FOR THEM.

FOR A GIRL, IT'S WEIRD.IT'S VERY INVASIVE.

AND SHE GOES, "OH, THEY WERETRAINING A GUY LAST WEEK.

THAT'S SO HORRIBLE."

I GO, "ARE YOU SURETHEY WERE TRAINING A GUY?

"YOU SURE IT WASN'T

THE GUY'S BUDDY IN FROM COLLEGEFOR THE WEEK?"

HEY, STEVE,THROW ON A LAB COAT.

YOU GOT TO SEEWHAT I DO ALL DAY.

COME HERE.

CHECK THIS OUT.THIS IS SO FUNNY.

LOOK AT IT.

DUDE, LIKE, WITH THE LIGHTS ON,IT'S HILARIOUS.

ISN'T THAT FUNNY?

[imitates thud,whistles]

ISN'T THAT GREAT?

GET IN THERE. SHE DOESN'T CARE.YOU DON'T CARE, DO YOU?

THIS GUY'S A DOCTORFROM DOCTOR PLACE.

AWESOME.

I SAW MY MOM LAST WEEKFOR THE HOLIDAYS.

I DON'T KNOWWHEN THIS IS GONNA AIR.

I SAW MY MOM THREE MONTHS AGOFOR THE HOLIDAYS.

CLOSE.

NO, THE FUNNY PART IS, LIKE,

MY MOM DID HAVE A DOGNAMED PRINCESS

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID.

I LIKED THAT,'CAUSE MY MOM HAS TWO DOGS NOW,

AND THEY'RE FINE,BUT WHEN YOU GET OLDER--

AND MY MOM,SHE JUST HAS THESE TWO DOGS.

THEY TRAVEL EVERYWHERE WITH HER,AND IT'S CUTE.

BUT IT'S SORT OF, LIKE,RIDICULOUS AFTER A WHILE.

LIKE, EVERYWHERE.

AND THEN EVEN I GO, "MOM,YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?"

SHE GOES, "OH, I CAN'T LEAVETHESE DOGS FOR TWO HOURS."

I GO, "THAT'S FUNNY.

"YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID,

"YOU USED TO LEAVE MEFOR EIGHT HOURS A DAY

"WHEN YOU WENT TO WORK,

"AND NO ONE SEEMED TO HAVEA PROBLEM WITH THAT.

I'M PEOPLE."