-(cheering, applause)-Whoo! Welcome back!
Now, we are just a few days away
from the first annualHolt's HogFest & Turkey Shoot.
-(others whooping) -You know,the campaign fundraiser
for TennesseeState Representative Andy Holt.
-Yeah? Huh?-Yeah. -(laughter)
Well, it's an eventthat's causing some controversy.
Representative Andy Holtannounced
he was going to give awayan AR-15 as a door prize
for a campaign fundraiser.
Okay, that cannot be right.
Um, I'm sure Representative Holt
in the wake of last week'smass shooting
is putting his plans to giveaway that AR-15 on hold, right?
Now not only does he say he'sstill giving away the weapon,
he wants to give away two.
This guy shouldn't just getone kick to the nuts,
-he should get two.-(laughter)
-(applause, whooping)-All right, well...
here to discussthe AR-15 giveaway further
is the man in chargeof Representative Holt's
big fundraiser, Burt Powers.Hello, Burt.
-(cheering, applause)-All right, hey.
Great to be here, Larry.Great to be here.
Uh, so, it looks like you're allset up for the big fundraiser.
Oh, that's right,we sure are, man.
Right now you can enter and winamazing prizes, Larry,
including these two beautiesright here, these AR-15's.
Did you know you could shootan adult elephant in half
with one of these puppies?I've seen it.
It is good fun, good fun.
That's not good fun.That's horrible!
Agree to disagree.It's f... it's fun for me.
Okay, so you actually thinkthat anybody should be able
-to own an assault rifle?-Oh, absolutely, Lar.
I am so sick and tiredof the media
and those liberal crumbbumsin Washington
attacking our rightto keep and bear arms!
This is a rightevery American has, Larry.
Every single American.
Oh, uh, can I... can I help you?
Yeah. Uh,we want to enter the raffle
to win one of the AR-15's.
-Right. -Yeah. How muchare the tickets? -Mm-hmm.
are you sure you wantto enter to win the AR-15?
Wouldn't you...rather the snow cone maker?
-That's delicious!-Nope. No, no.
Or how about this?Oh, this is fantastic.
An amazing family movie night,uh, popcorn bucket.
-Yeah. Yeah. We don't want a...-Who doesn't like popcorn?
-we don't want a popcorn bucket.-No, no.
Burt, it sounds likeyou're having an issue here.
-Is something wrong.-Wha...? No, no, no, no.
They just struck meas cinephiles, is all.
You know, movie buffs.(chuckles)
I'm sure you guys must lovefilms like, you know,
Fat Mama's House and such,
uh, The Boyz in the Neighborhood,
or whatever Tyler Perryis currently presenting--
you know, movies. Movies.
No! We don't... No.We just want one of the AR-15's.
-Yeah, that's it.-Yeah, give those nice people
a chance to winan assault rifle.
R-Right.Right, right, right, right.
well, uh, wh-wh-whenRepresentative Holt
-came up with thatAR-15 giveaway, -Uh-huh. Right.
I don't know thathe was picturing, you know...
Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute,bro, wait a minute.
-Is this 'cause we're black?-What? No! You're black?!
-Yeah. Yeah, we are.-What? I had no idea.
Did you know they were black?
No, I don't carewhat color you are.
I don't... Color?I don't care if you're white
-or blue or orange or purple...-You didn't say black.
Uh, let me... let me finishnaming colors. (chuckles)
-Fine.-Uh, you could be sea foam
-Sea foam?-or magenta or burgundy.
-Burt. Burt, Burt, Burt,-There's so many colors.
-you seem very uncomfortableright now. -What?
I've never been more at easein-in my...
Ring, ring, ring.That's my cell phone.
Ring, ring, ring. Oh, hello.I got to...
-What the (bleep)is wrong with you, man? -What?
-Just give us the damn gun!-I'm sorry, I got this
-very important call...-But you made all those noises
-with your mouth. -Absolutely.-That's not true.
This is, uh... I got newring technology. Google that.
-It's true. It's a whole new...-Mm-hmm. Okay.
Look, what...what is the problem, Burt?
A minute ago you were gung-hoabout this AR-15 giveaway.
Now some black people come up
and you don't wantto give them the guns?
Aw, come on, man, you keepmaking this about the color
of... I just... How manycolors do I have to name?
I mean... I'll name all of them.
Eggshell--that's a lovely color.
Uh, I don't careif you're pomegranate.
-Mm-hmm. -I don't careif you're forest green.
-WILMORE: Pimento?-Nothing really matters.
I must run.Good-good tidings and such.
-Unbelievable. Wow.-(applause, whooping)
Well, guys, uh... I guess...
I guess I should say sorry youwon't be able to win the AR-15.
Oh, we don't want a gun, Larry.
We just wanted to messwith these mother (bleep).
-Okay. -You know how it is,you know how it is.
-Yeah. -They always wanteverybody to have a gun
-unless it's us.-Yeah.
But I am takingthis popcorn bucket, though.
All right, we'll be right backright after this.