Uncensored - Neal Brennan - Not Too Young, Not Too Old

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 2,544

Neal Brennan has a very specific age range for the women he likes to sleep with. (1:47)

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LISTEN TO ME, LADIES.

IF YOU'RE GONNA FAKEAN ORGASM...

YOU GOT TO SELL IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SERIOUSLY, YOU GOT TO SELL IT

'CAUSE I WAS WITH A GIRLRECENTLY WHO WAS CLEARLY FAKING.

PUT ABSOLUTELY NO EFFORTINTO IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, SHE JUST WENT,"AH, ORGASM."

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

REALLY DON'T WANT TO SHAKEYOUR LEG OR ANYTHING, NO?

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT KIND OF GIRLSI LIKE TO SLEEP WITH --

GREAT QUESTION, GUYS.

THANKS FOR ASKING.

UM...I DON'T LIKE THEM TOO YOUNG.

I DON'T LIKE THEM TOO OLD.

TOO YOUNG, 18, 19, 20,GIRLS THAT AGE

DON'T REALLY KNOW THEIR BODIESTHAT WELL,

SO THEY'RE TRYING TO ACTLIKE THEY'RE HAVING FUN,

BUT YOU KIND OF TELLBY THE NOISES THEY'RE MAKING

THEY'RE NOT LIKE, "YEAH!"

YOU'RE LIKE,"THAT'S NOT CONVINCING."

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND THEN GIRLSIN THEIR LATE 30s, EARLY 40s,

YOU KNOW YOUR BODIES TOO WELL.

SO IT'S BASICALLY LIKEWE'RE JUST...

WORKING FOR YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHERE YOU'RE LIKE,"ALL RIGHT, YOUNG MAN,

"GO AHEAD AND HOP ON THEREREAL QUICK.

"WHY DON'T YOU START ME OFFWITH 15 OR 16 GOOD PUMPS?

LET ME SEEWHAT I'M DEALING WITH?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

"THAT'S FINE.

LOOK, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR RIGHTHAND, PUT IT ON MY LEFT BREAST."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"YOUNG MAN,GO AHEAD AND KISS MY NECK.

"AND KISS IT AGAIN.AND PULL MY HAIR.

I JUST CAME TWICE.GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE."

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]