Feeling goodabout myself.
I, uh, I was putting it offfor weeks and weeks and weeks.
Finally, yesterdaygot around to, uh,
quitting the gym.
Which, like...I hate the gym.
I don't think I've evergoing back to Curves.
You know what I mean?
Like... finally got mytitties down to a B-cup
but it's just, it's justnot worth it, man.
I hate the gym.
I hate driving aroundlooking for a parking spot
for a hour and a halfjust so I can go inside
and ride a bike thatdoesn't go anywhere
for 20 minutes.
That's all I do at the gym,pretend to ride a bike,
pretend to climb stairs,pretend to climb a ladder.
Like, as long asI'm pretending,
I'm gonna stay homeand watch TV
and pretend likeI'm at the gym...
Pretending to ride a bike.
An applause breakfor laziness.
God bless America.
Been off marijuanasince 2:00 pm.
I feel good about that.
That's very exciting.
I think it's gonnawork out this time.
Marijuana is a waste of timeand a waste of money,
Got stoned two weeks ago.
Went to Las Vegasto gamble.
Spent an hour and a halfplaying a Coke machine.
Like, yeah, I wona prize every time...
but try cashing in500 Dr. Pepper's
they don't accept it.
Now I got no currency.
Try payinga hooker in soda.
They won't take iteither.
Hookers are the biggestwhores I know.
They act like [deleted]prostitutes.
Glad to be working,right fifth row?
God damn right.
I need the money.
Broke as a bike lockin Newark.
Take that Newark.
You could have been New Yorkif you tried harder.
Or just pronounced your namea little bit different.
Everybody's on TV complainingabout the recession.
I love the recession.
Like, everybody'sfinally coming down
to my financial level.
I feel so good about that!
Love when everybody'sas broke as me.
I'm getting so much good[deleted] on Craigslist,
I just gota flat screen TV
with a built inmicrowave oven for $25.
I had to take the receiptto the goddamn doctor.
The deal was[deleted] sick.