I... uh... I've been calledgay a lot, my whole life.
Um, so I'm used to it.
I was raised by my mom,
so I was, like,a pretty feminine kid.
But, uh... but, you know,
like, I... I wore, like,a cape and...
a crown and high heelsand lipstick
and I blew guys,but what I'm trying to say...
is that I know what it's liketo be called gay.
But this guy, he called me gaythe other day.
He called me gay'cause I'm a vegetarian.
He was like,"You don't eat meat?
I was like, "How madis he gonna be when he finds out
what gay dudesare really doing?"
It's not vegetables, bro.
It's way differentthan a farmers' market.
I have a gay brother,I have a gay sister
and I have a gay uncle,and I think it's crazy
that they live in this countryand they are not afforded
the same rights as everybody--I think that's insane.
I think that's super crazy.
But... having said that,I do think
that they shouldgo to hell, and...
it's only because gay peopleare so good
at gentrifying neighborhoods.
I kind of want to seewhat they do with the place
before I get down there.
"Are you kidding me?
"Is that a dog park?
I love your hell."
"Thai food?" Um...