Totally Straight

  • Season 3 , Ep 7
  • 07/10/2012
  • Views: 66,950

An attempt to help Samson and Ram from The Lord's Force work through their sexual confusion goes awry. (2:35)

I KNOW WHAT YOU SAW,BUT, UM, IT WASN'T REAL.

[laughter]

- NO, YOU GUYSDEFINITELY AREN'T GAY.

NOBODY'S SAYING YOU'RE GAY.- NO.

- DUDES WITH GIANT MUSCLESARE NEVER GAY.

- YEAH. EXACTLY.

- OKAY, I'M SORRY, BUT...

MAYBE I AM GAY.

- WHAT? NO.[laughs]

ALL RIGHT, WELL,MAYBE YOU ARE, BUT I'M NOT.

[laughter]- HE'S NOT.

- NO, YOU GUYS WERE JUST DRUNK,PLAYING GAY CHICKEN.

SOMETIMES WHEN I GET DRUNK,

I GO TO BOSTON MARKET,I EAT CHICKEN.

WE'RE LIKE THE SAME DUDES.

- YEAH, YOU'RE DRUNK.

WEIRD THINGS HAPPENWHEN YOU'RE DRUNK.

LAST WEEK, I GOT DRUNK, I ATETHE BAND OFF MY WRISTWATCH.

I THOUGHTIT WAS BEEF JERKY.

[laughter]

- I DON'T KNOW,I'M JUST...

I'M JUST VERY CONFUSEDABOUT EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.

- OKAY, LOOK, YOU WERE DRUNK.YOU'RE SOBER NOW.

WHY DON'T WE GETTO THE BOTTOM OF THIS?

JUST KISS EACH OTHER REAL QUICK,YOU KNOW,

AND THEN YOU'LLPROBABLY HATE IT,

AND WE CAN GET TO THIS PROPOSAL,'CAUSE I GOT SOME IDEAS.

- THERE YOU GO.

ONE TIME, LITTLE THING,YOU'LL SEE IT WAS JUST A FLUKE,

AND WE'LL MOVE ON WITH THE DAY.- MM-HMM.

- YEAH, OR YOU DON'T HAVE TO.OR YOU CAN JUST NOT DO THAT.

- DRUNK NIGHT.

- TOTALLY STRAIGHT.- BOOM. OKAY.

- THAT WAS A STRAIGHT DUDE KISS.- LET'S GO.

LET'S GO EAT SOME EGGSOR SOMETHING.

- YUP, NO FEELINGS THERE.

NO FEELINGS THERE, RIGHT?- GOOD CALL, THERE.

GOOD--WHAT ARE THEY--- YEAH, GOOD--

- WHA--WHY? WHY?

- STRAIGHT DUDES KISSIN'.- YEAH.

- AHH...

- WHAT'S GOING ONOVER HERE?

- WHOA--WHY?[shouting]

MY PREDATOR BONG!- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!

BREAK IT UP! BREAK IT UP!RIGHT NOW!

- JEEZ LOUISE!- AND WE ARE BACK.

OKAY, SO...- [clears throat]

- I'M JUST GONNA MOVE ON, UM,BECAUSE I HAD A PROPOSAL

THAT I WAS GOING TOGIVE TO YOU GUYS,

AND HERE IT IS.- YES.

- LET'S START A NEW RIVAL SQUADTO THE LORD'S FORCE.

WE CAN, UH, WORK OUT HERE,

WE CAN EVEN PERFORMIN THE FRONT YARD...

GUYS--OKAY...- GENTLEMEN?

- WHY DON'T YOU GUYSJUST GO THINK OF A NEW NAME,

WE'LL BE HEREBRAINSTORMING.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

[Barry White's Let's Get It On]

- ♪ COME ON, BABY

♪ LET'S DO IT TONIGHT

- OH, UH, I'M SORRY.DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I, UH...

- COME BACK LATER.- AND I WILL.

- ♪ COME ON, BABY

- OH, SORRY, DUDE.DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN HERE.

- NO WORRIES.

[laughs]

- YOU GUYSARE SHOWERING TOGETHER?

TO CONSERVE WATER.PFFT.

YUP.VERY CONSIDERATE.

[wheezes]WHAT?

YOU GUYS HAVEMONSTER [bleep].

CHICKS MUST LOVESUCKING THOSE.

CONGRATULATIONS.THAT'S AWESOME.

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