Twayne's Promotion

  • Season 2 , Ep 201
  • 07/21/2011
  • Views: 20,896

The Bone Rapers overcomes their pooping anxiety, and Twayne promotes himself to General in Satan's dark army. (1:52)

IT'S CRAWLING BACK UP.

- OH, DRAT.

NOW YOU'VE SCARED MINE OFF.

- GIVE THEM SOME ENCOURAGEMENT.

- BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

THIS IS SUCH A WEIRD SITUATION.

YOU'RE DOING FINE, CHILDREN.

UH, I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE.

- IN ALL MY 70 YEARS,I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!

- WHY DIDN'T I WEAR A CONDOM?

[farting noises]

- NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

I'M GOING TO MY CELLTO GET SOME SLEEP.

- TOTAL WASTE OF A HOT DOG.

- [sighs]

- MARK!

I DID IT!

- WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD?

- I'VE MURDERED MY BROTHERAND CLAIMED MY RIGHTFUL PLACE

AS GENERAL OF SATAN'S DARK ARMY.

- GOOD CRICKET.

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER.

- A MONSTER WHO CAN POOPAND BEHEAD LIKE A BIG BOY.

I WANT YOU TO HAVE THISAS A TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION.

all: ALL HAIL BONERAPER!

ALL HAIL BONERAPER!

ALL HAIL BONERAPER!

ALL HAIL BONERAPER!

- MY BROTHER DIED AS HE LIVED,

ANGRY, BITTER,AND FULL OF HATE.

HE'S GONE NOW,AND WE MUST CARRY ON

AS HE WOULD HAVE WANTED.

RELEASE CROW IN PARENTHESES.

[cawing]

TOMORROW WE INVADE EARTHAND ACCOMPLISH

WHAT MY BROTHER COULD NEVER DO:

THE COMPLETE DESTRUCTIONOF HUMANITY!

[crowd cheering]

[explosion]

- THEY HAVE NUKESIN A PRE-ENACTMENT?

AHH!

- MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING!

THE END OF THE WORLD!

AHH, NO!

DON'T EAT THAT!

OW, OW!

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