Adele Givens - Osama Time

  • Season 6, Ep 6
  • 05/26/2002
  • Views: 2,834

Osama time is no time to fly. (2:27)

ADELE GIVENS>> WHAT IS UP

NEW YORK?!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

Y'ALL LOOK GOOD AND I AM

SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.

SO GLAD TO BE HERE.

Y'ALL SHOULD BE HAPPY I AM HERE,

TOO.

I FLEW.

(APPLAUSE)

WE ALL KNOW THAT THIS AIN'T THE

BEST SEASON TO BE FLYIN' RIGHT?

I FEEL LIKE A HERO.

I FLEW DURING WARTIME.

I DON'T CARE HOW I DIE; I WANT

A HERO'S HOMECOMING.

IF I SLIP AND FALL FACE FIRST

IN A PILE OF DOG DOO DOO,

I WANT MY FLAG AND MEDALS, OKAY?

IT'S REALLY SCARY TO FLY RIGHT

NOW.

THIS IS NOT THE BEST SEASON.

IT'S OKAY IN THE WINTER.

IT'S OKAY IN THE SPRING.

IT'S OKAY IN THE FALL.

BUT OSAMA TIME JUST AIN'T

A GOOD TIME TO BE FLYING.

PERSONALLY, I HAVE NEVER CARED

FOR FLYING BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY

TO ME, "GIRL, FLYING IS THE

SAFEST WAY TO TRAVEL.

WHAT YOU NERVOUS ABOUT?"

AS THEY PURCHASE THEIR TRAIN

TICKETS.

(LAUGHTER)

BUT THIS IS MY PERSONAL

FAVORITE.

"HUH, YOU CAN'T CONTROL FATE,

WHEN IT'S YOUR TIME YOU GOT

TO GO."

I'M LIKE, "YEAH, WELL, WHAT IF

IT'S THE BITCH SITTING NEXT TO

ME'S TIME?

(LAUGHTER)

I'VE GOT TO LEAVE 'CAUSE THIS

HEIFER'S NUMBER'S UP?"

(APPLAUSE)

YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE

I'M GOING TO JUMP UP OUT THE

WRECKAGE AND GO, "WOO, DAMN,

I'M SURE GLAD IT WAS HER TURN.

WHERE'S MY LUGGAGE AT, Y'ALL?"

AND IT'S NEW.

THESE WORDS, I'VE NEVER HEARD

THEM.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M JUST

IGNORANT.

I MEAN, I DID GO TO SCHOOL

A FEW DAYS.

(LAUGHTER)

I DON'T REMEMBER NONE OF THESE

WORDS.

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF TORA BORA.

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ALQAEDA.

ANTHRAX.

WHAT IN THE HELL IS TALIBAN?

MY MOMMA NEVER SAID, "GIRL LOOK

ON THE SHELF AND GET ME THAT

TALIBAN."

"PUT A LITTLE ANTHRAX ON IT.

I GOT A HEADACHE."

IT'S NEW STUFF.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

BEING FROM CHICAGO, THE WESTSIDE

AND KNOWING MY HOME GIRLS,

THE WAY I DO, I CAN GUARANTEE

YOU ONE THING.

SOME SISTER THAT I KNOW IS GOING

TO NAME HER BABY TALIBAN.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

ONE DAY YOU GOING TO BE AT THE

FAMILY REUNION AND 'CAUSE SHE'S

GOING TO BE A RELATIVE.

AND YOU GOING TO BE, "OH, RE-RE,

THAT BABY SO CUTE.

WHAT'S HIS NAME?"

"TALIBAN.

WE JUST CALL HIM BAN-BAN."

BUT I DON'T WANT TO DWELL ON

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