Uncensored - Ari Shaffir - New Stereotypes

Ari Shaffir: Paid Regular Season 1, Ep 1 01/16/2015 Views: 13,195

Ari Shaffir believes that he has discovered a new drug-related stereotype and tests his theory out on the audience. (1:30)

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Here's another racistor racial term that I've heard.

Uh, how many black peoplein here right now?

By round of applause?

No way, just one.Come on.

All right, just one.Get her. Let's get her.

[laughter and applause]

Really? Nobody else?All right, fuck.

I got a specific draw, huh?

All right, please repres--Where the fuck were you?

You're right behind her.You just left her in the lurch.

He's like,"I'm not joining in this.

I don't know whereit's gonna go."

You're Chinese?You ain't Chinese.

So two black people, whicheverother ones are too cowardly

to fucking say it right now.

By a round of applause, you two,how many of you guys,

um, take--how many of you guystake mushrooms?

Yeah, black people don't likemushrooms.

That's a new thing, blackpeople do not take mushrooms.

I have no idea why.

I asked my friend Michael Cheabout that,

and this is what he said, hegoes, "Yeah, you're right.

I didn't take them either.Neither did any of my friends."

He goes, "I think--I think maybeit's because mushrooms

are too adventurousfor black people."

I was like, "Dude, crack is waymore of an adventure.

I don't think that'sthe answer."

I think it comes down tothis--and it's a real thing.

You guys got to tell yourcommunity.

Let them, like, spread it out.It's a wonderful drug.

I think it comes down to this.I think it's because mushrooms

are typicallyassociated with camping.

It's just nota black experience.

I think that's what it comesdown to.

I think that's all it is.