Silverman Reunion

Season 2 , Ep 14 11/20/08 Views: 9,718

Sarah corners her father in line at a book signing and learns the truth about his disappearance. (2:39)

(Sarah) MAX SILVERMAN?

SORRY, KID, YOU GOT ME CONFUSEDWITH SOMEONE ELSE.

WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU TURNAROUND WHEN I SAID YOUR NAME?

WHAT?

SOMEBODY YELLS SOMETHING.I TURN AROUND.

(man) HEY, YOU!

SEE.

WELL, IF YOU'RE NOTMAX SILVERMAN,

MY FATHER,THEN IT WOULDN'T BE GROSS

TO MAKE OUT WITH ME,WOULD IT?

FINE.

GREAT.GOOD.

AWESOME.LET'S DO IT.

OKAY.

AH, YOU GOT ME.I'M YOUR DAD.

I KNEW IT.[laughs]

OH. OOH.OOH.

ALL RIGHT,ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.

WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?

YOUR MOTHER JUST TOLD YOUI WAS DEAD

TO PROTECT YOUAND YOUR SISTER.

PROTECT US?

I'M WITH A SPECIAL UNITOF THE CIA

CALLED NEW ENGLAND FOLIAGE.

IT'S AN ELITE GROUP DEDICATEDTO STOPPING THE NEXT 9/11.

I ALMOST STOPPEDTHE FIRST 9/11.

EVERYTHING WAS IN PLACE,BUT I HAD DIARRHEA.

OH, MY GOD.

I DID MANAGETO STOP 9/10,

9/12, 9/13, AND 14.

THOSE BASTARDS HADA WHOLE WEEK PLANNED,

BUT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THAT.

YOU'RE A HERO.I KNEW IT.

MR. SILVERMAN, YOU KNOWYOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

LET'S GO.WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M SHOPPING.I'M A LITERARY BUFF.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

DAD, WHAT IS THIS?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT, FINE.

IT SEEMSTHAT CERTAIN PEOPLE SAY

THAT I'M STALKINGLARRY BIRD.

WHAT?

I'M NOT IN THE CIA.

I JUST COULDN'T HANDLEBEING A FATHER.

SO I LEFT MY FAMILYTO FOLLOW MY BLISS,

WHICH WAS FOLLOWINGTHE BOSTON CELTICS

AROUND THE COUNTRY.

WHO'S YOUR HERO NOW?

DON'T LOOK AT ME.I'M A FAILURE.

ALL I COULD DOWAS CROCHET.

LOOK, LOOK,I MADE THESE BOXERS.

WHOA.

YEAH.

BUT OTHER THAN THAT,I'M A COMPLETE LOSER.

NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS

THAT WE FOUNDEACH OTHER.

I'LL KEEP HIMOUT OF TROUBLE, FELLAS.

HE'S MY DAD.

COME ON.

IT'S TIME FOR THIS FAMILYTO HAVE A PROPER REUNION.

REALLY?

DO YOU LIKE SALT?

I LIKE SALTON MY TOMATOES.

(Sarah) EVERYTHING.

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