Johnny Sanchez - 'A' in Spanish

  • Season 3 , Ep 13
  • 08/31/2000
  • Views: 3,987

Johnny Sanchez thinks there is a double standard in our schools. (1:58)

JUDGE EACH OTHER

FOR BEING RAISED DIFFERENTLY.

WHITE PEOPLE NEVERWASTE THEIR TIME WITH US.

YOU NEVER SEE A WHITE GUYGETTING CRAP FROM ANOTHER

'CAUSE ONE'S RAISEDIN THE OLD COUNTRY

AND THE OTHER WAS RAISED HERE.

YOU NEVER SEE THATIN A GREETING EVER, RIGHT?

"HEY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN?I'M BILL O'REILEY."

AND THE OTHER'S LIKE--

[in Irish accent]"O'REILEY?"

[laughter]

"IRISH?"

"YEAH.YEAH, I'M IRISH."

"YOU DON'T SOUND IRISH.NOW DO YOU?

"YOU'RE NOTHING BUTA DAMN HOOLIGAN IS WHAT YOU ARE.

"COME ON, LADDIE,FIGHTING IRISH.

COME ON, RIVERDANCE.COME ON, LET'S GO."

[applause]

EVERYBODY SHOULDBE GETTING A HARD TIME.

AND THE WOMEN--

THE LATINO WOMEN,THEY HATE IT.

I COULDN'T DATE 'EM.

THEY DIDN'T LIKE THE FACTTHAT I DIDN'T SPEAK SPANISH,

BUT--YOU KNOW,I MADE AN ATTEMPT.

I STARTED TAKING SPANISHIN SEVENTH GRADE.

DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE EXPECTEDTO GET AN "A" IN SPANISH

'CAUSE YOU'RE MEXICAN?

DO YOU GUYS KNOW THAT?

THEY'LL TELL YOU THATIN CLASS.

"THIS IS SPANISH;YOU'RE MEXICAN.

YOU SHOULDBE GETTING AN "A.""

SO WHAT,ONLY THE WHITE KIDS

SHOULD BE THE ONES EXPECTINGTO GET AN "A" IN ENGLISH?

YOU GUYSDIDN'T LIKE THAT CRAP.

YOU SEEWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

[applause]

OH, THE ROOM CHANGED QUICK,DIDN'T IT?

YOU GUYS ARE LIKE,"ALL RIGHT--

"HEY, JUST DO THAT MEXICAN STUFFTHERE, PACO, ALL RIGHT?

[laughing]CRAZY HISPANIARD."

AND IF THEY'RE GOINGTO DO AN ETHNIC THING,

THEY CAN'T STOP THERE.

THEY GOT TO GOALL THE WAY WITH IT, RIGHT?

THE KIDS DOING DRUGSSHOULD BE THE ONLY ONES

EXPECTED TO GET AN "A"IN CHEMISTRY.

"ALL RIGHT, I'D LIKETO LET YOU STUDENTS KNOW,

"ONLY ONE OF YOU RECEIVED 100%ON THE FINAL LAB EXAM:

"BRAD CATLET FOR TURNINGIN THE OUNCE OF CRYSTAL METH.

BRAD, WAY TO GO."

THE KID'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT,I FINALLY GOT AN "A," MAN.

I STAYED UP FOR EIGHT DAYS,BUT I GOT AN "A.""

[laughter]

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