When I go to the gym
sometimes I get insecure,
'cause everyone looksreally good.
So I started doingthis new thing
where I tell peoplethat I have children,
and then they're, like,
really impressed with my body.
They love it.
"Little Emma,she's three months old.
"Just a giggle monster.
"It's great, yeah.
"I'm just, like,such a good mom.
I would not have children.
It's (bleep) disgusting.
Pregnant women are so gross
that their belly buttonsare growing away from them.
I mean, honestly, like,
if you meet a man and he's like,
"Oh, my pregnant wifeis so beautiful and sexy.
I love to make loveto my pregnant wife."
Like, he's murdered before.
Don't trust him,don't trust him.