Brian Regan - Fishing Shows

Brian Regan & Jonathan Solomon Season 1, Ep 0110 02/24/1992 Views: 17,810

Watching people fish can be better than doing it yourself. (1:51)

EVER WATCH FISHINGFOR, LIKE, 15 MINUTES

AND THEN JUST GO,"BOY, I BETTER GET A LIFE."

( laughter )

I'M WATCHING FISHING.

I'M NOT EVEN FISHING--I'M WATCHI FISHING.

I'M TAPING FISHING.

I HAVE A FISHING TAPE.

"HEY, COME ON OVER,I GOT A FISHING TAPE.

"YOU COME OVER, WE'LL WATCH IT.

IT'S CALLED 'TWO GUYSFISHING ON A FISHING TAPE.'"

( laughter )

YOU WATCH A FISHING SHOW,AT THE END THEY ROLL CREDITS.

THERE'S 90 PEOPLE INVOLVEDWITH THESE TWO GUYS FISHING.

WHAT THE HELLARE THEY ALL DOING?

ONE OF THE CREDITS IS,"FILM EDITOR."

THIS POOR GUY'S GOT TO WATCHALL THE FOOTAGE

THAT'S NOT EXCITING ENOUGH TOMAKE IT INTO THE FINAL PRODUCT.

( applause )

HIS LIFE MUST BE HELL WATCHINGFISHING FOOTAGE ALL DAY

GOING, "NO... NO.

"NO... NO.

"OH, RIGHT THERE, YEAH,HE PUT THE WORM ON A HOOK.

"THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD.

"WE NEED THAT, WE NEED THAT.

"HEY, YOU KNOWTHAT TWO-HOUR PERIOD

"WHERE NEITHER OF THEM MOVE?

( laughter )

"YEAH, WE'LL HAVE TO TIGHTEN THAT UP A LITTLE BIT.

MAKE A LITTLE JUMP CUT."

ONE OF THE CREDITS WAS WRITER.

THERE'S A WRITER FOR THAT.

WHAT THE HELL'S HE WRITING?

DIALOGUE, LIKE"OOH, SHE'S A BEAUTY."

( laughter )

"HEY, I THINK I'M GOINGTO THROW HER BACK IN."

I GUESS THESE FISHERMENGOT TO LEARN THEIR LINES.

THEY CATCH A FISH-- "OH, SHE'SA BEAUTY FISH-- A BEAUTY FISH."

"COME ON, MAN, GET YOUR LINE."

"OH, IT'S A FISH,AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL FISH."

"HEY, THE SUN'S GOING DOWN,COME ON."

"THIS FISH IS BIG,IT'S A BIG FISH."

"CUT, CUT-- SUN'S DOWN,WE'RE OUT OF LIGHT, MAN.

"YOU BLEW IT-- YOU ALL GOTTO COME OUT TOMORROW.

DO ME A FAVOR,LEARN YOUR LINE, HUH?"

"THE FISH IS A BEAUTY FISH.

IT'S A FISH BEAUTY."