Hari Kondabolu - The Belt Game

  • Season 15 , Ep 7
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 8,655

When Hari was six years old he invented a game involving his younger brother and a belt. (1:45)

- SO, I WAS HANGING OUT WITHMY YOUNGER BROTHER RECENTLY,

AND WE GOT INTOA CONVERSATION

ABOUT HOW GREATAN OLDER BROTHER I AM.

I BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC.

UM, AND HE WASBEING SARCASTIC,

'CAUSE HE'D REMEMBEREDA GAME THAT I'D INVENTED

WHEN I WAS SIXAND HE WAS FOUR

CALLED,"THE BELT GAME."

[audience chuckling]

UM, YOU SEE,I-I FOUND MY DAD'S BELT

AND INVENTED THE GAMEWHERE THE RULES WERE

YOU HAD TO HIT EACHOTHER WITH THE BELT.

AND, UH, THAT'S AS FARAS I'D GOTTEN, AT THAT POINT.

NOW, I'M THE OLDERBROTHER, RIGHT?

SO I GOT TO GO FIRST.

SO I TOOK THE BELT ANDI WHIPPED HIM IN THE EYE.

AND HE STARTED SCREAMING ANDCRYING LIKE A FOUR-YEAR OLD.

AND... AND THEN, MY MOMWALKED IN, AND TO MY SURPRISE,

SHE ALSO KNEW HOWTO PLAY THE "BELT GAME."

[audience applauding]

I WAS KIND OF LIKE,"MOM, HOW DO YOU KNOW

"HOW TO PLAY THE BELT GAME--I JUST MADE IT UP!"

APPARENTLY, SHE WASAN OLD PRO WITH IT...

...BECAUSE SHEWOULD TAKE THE BELT

AND SHE WOULD HIT MEACROSS THE BACK WITH IT,

AND SHE SAID, "NOW, NOW, YOUKNOW HOW YOUR BROTHER FEELS."

AND I LOOKED BACKAT HER AND I SAID,

"NO, I DON'T--I HIT HIM IN THE EYE!"

THAT WAS THE ENDOF "BELT GAME,"

AND A MUCH NEEDEDRETURN TO "NERF."

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