Blake's Striptease

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 05/04/2011
  • Views: 177,455

Blake interrupts Adam and Ders's game of booze chess to show off his new pole dancing moves. (1:43)

- OKAY, SO I CALL IT"BOOZE CHESS."

I GOT THE COGNAC ROYALAS YOUR KING.

QUEENSLAND VODKA--OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S THE QUEEN.

UH, OLD STEED WHISKEY.

THAT'S THE HORSE/CENTAUR GUY.

- OH. CHESSMATE.

- LET'S JUST DRINK.WHOA! CHECK OUT THIS GUY.

- I DIDN'T DO IT.DON'T ARREST ME.

- CAN I HELP YOU, OCIFFER?

- IT'S MY COSTUMEFOR THE POLE DANCING CLASS

I'M TAKINGUP AT THE REC CENTER.

- GOOD WAY TO MEET BABES.- YEAH.

- IT'S A GOOD WAYTO KEEP THE BODY IN SHAPE.

AND, YES, I HAVE METSOME FRIENDS--WHO ARE LADIES.

CHERYL, PENNY, LAURIE.

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKEHOMEMADE PIZZAS LATER.

- SOUNDS GOOD.

SO WAIT, EVERYONE WEARSA COP OUTFIT OR WHAT?

- OH, NO, NO, NO, THIS IS JUST,UH, SOMETHING FRESH

I'M BRINGING TO THE TABLE.

THINKING I MIGHT CHANGETHE GAME THOUGH

AFTER THEY SEETHIS LITTLE ROUTINE.

CHECK IT OUT.BUCKLE UP.

FREEZE! I'M GONNA NEED YOUTO SPREAD 'EM.

- I LIKE IT SO FAR.

[music starts]- YEAH.

- OH!- HELLO. WHOA.

- YO!- YAH.

- OH.- WAIT A SECOND.

WHERE'D I PUT MY--OH, THERE IT IS.

EYES DOWN HERE, FELLAS.EYES DOWN HERE.

- SERIOUSLY, DUDE,YOU GOT A PRETTY GOOD DICK.

- ♪ S--S--STOP,C--COME ALIVE ♪

♪ IT'S BEAT LIKE THISTHAT MAKE ME SMILE ♪

- OH, GOT ME.- OH!

- OH, YEAH.NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO...

- ALL RIGHT.- NEED TO...

- OH, YEAH, I DON'T KNOWWHAT THAT'S ABOUT.

"OFFICER.""YOU'RE UNDER ARREST."

- HEY.WHOA! THIS IS A CHESSBOARD!

HEY, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLEOF A GAME1

- AH!- ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP

- MY TEACHER SAYS IF YOU DON'TSWEAT IN YOUR CRACK,

YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT.

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