Jordan Carlos - Preppy Black Guy

Rogan, Carlos, Porter, Sally, Norelli, Whitham, Black Season 1, Ep 6 08/24/2006 Views: 4,782

Being a preppy black guy is tough for Jordan Carlos. (2:28)

My God.

Okay, so listen up. Yeah.You hear my voice?

I'm what you calla preppy black guy.

That means I've skied.

Like to ski. Yeah. Yeah.

Ski again.

I like to play chessfor leisure.

Just used the word "leisure."

Tells you a lot right there.

You know, people, like, oh, man,I can say this racist stuff.

I know what I'm talking about.

I got a black friend.

I'm the black friend.

The one they're talking about.

Yeah I liketo wear fleece, too.

People are, like,"Hey, Jordan, you're black.

What are youwearing fleece for?"

Because it wicks away moisture.

Wicks it away.

Not a lot of thugswear fleece, you know?

You ask a thugwhat the weather's like,

he says, "It's cold! What?"You know?

It can never be, like,"It's brisk up in here, man.

Like the Scottish moors, son."

If he said that to you,your head would explode.

I also wear flip-flopswhen it's hot,

and black men do notwear flip-flops when it's hot.

They wear Timbs!That's it.

I wear flip-flops, and people are always, like,

"Are you lost?"

"Shouldn't you be in the showersat Ryker's Island?"

"Where's your littleLojack dealie? Where's that?"

Being black is tough,because people think I'm gay

because my clothes fit.

That's always a little weird.

Here's this guy... Yes.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Yeah, man, it's tough.

You like your pants.They fit you.

You like girls. That's cool.

My pants fit me.

That means I liketo get D'd in the B.

Or I like to D other peoplein the B.

Somebody's gettingD'd in the B

because of my pants.

Somebody D'd in the B.All right.