Joe Rogan - The Year of Old People Saying Ridiculous S**t

Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High Season 1, Ep 1 11/21/2014 Views: 7,472

From Donald Sterling to the star of "Duck Dynasty," Joe Rogan examines why old people have been saying insane things recently. (2:18)

Watch Full Episode

This is the year of old peoplesaying ridiculous shit, right?

The Duck Dynasty guy, the[bleep]ing, the Clippers guy,

old people--

Donald Sterling is 82 years old,

and he got in trouble.

They took his team away,because he told his girlfriend,

"I don't want you takingpictures with black guys,"

and everybody's like,"That is crazy."

In the same sentence, he said,

"I don't mindif you [bleep] them,"

and somehow or another, thatjust got swept under the rug.

I don't mind if you [bleep]them,

just please don't take pictureswith them.

Where I'm from,that's a pretty good deal.

I mean, think about it this way.

What if he reversed it?

What if--

what if he said "Listen,

"I don't mind if you takepictures with black guys,

but please don't [bleep] them."

People would be like,that's pretty reasonable.

Because he said itthe other way, he's a racist.

He's old as [bleep].

Why you asking him questions?

Why are you recording him,and taking him--why--why can you

take his conversationout of context, recorded,

and just play it for the world,and take away his team,

because he's old.

Do you see his skin? Yeah,his brain looks like that too.

The whole thing's [bleep]ingfalling apart.

He doesn't know what's going on.

It's the same thingwith the Duck Dynasty guy.

They're talkingto this old Duck Dynasty guy,

and they take what he said,and they blow it up.

This is all he said--they were talking to him,

and he goes, "I'll tell youwhat I don't get.

"I don't get how a manlooks at another man's anus,

"and chooses thatover a woman's vagina.

I don't get it."

I'm here to tell you,

I don't get it either.

But here's the thing.

I don't have to get it.

I don't get yellow cars.

I don't get it. I don't wantto buy a yellow car.

If you--I don't thinkyou should go to jail.

I don't thinkyou should go to hell

because you like yellow cars.

I don't get The Grateful Dead.

I get it, you get it.I don't get it.

I get that you get it,but I don't get it.

I don't get Barbie dolls.

Obviously, they sell a lotof [bleep]ing Barbie dolls.

You don't have to likeeverything, mother[bleep]er.

People are pretty goddamndifferent.

Why don't you leavethose poor gay folk alone?

I don't get it.

I don't get a lot of things!

I got a question for you.

Why are you wearing camo?

I see you, mother[bleep]er.

I'm looking right at you.