Harland Williams - Pillsbury Doughboy

Pulp Comics: Harland Williams Season 1, Ep 0107 04/21/1998 Views: 759

Doesn't the Pillsbury Doughboy get off on anything other than baked goods? (1:15)

What's with that little

Pillsbury dough boy?

Have you seen that little yeasty

freak with his little baker's

hat and his little stubby feet?

He hasn't even got feet.

He's got nubs, for cryin' out

loud.

All he ever talks about

is baked goods.

You hear him?

He's like, "Nothin' says lovin'

like a good old-fashioned

cinnamon roll."

[giggles]

[cheers and applause]

Doesn't he get off on anything

else in life but baked goods?

Just once, I'd love to turn on

the TV and hear him say,

"Nothin' says lovin' like

a good old-fashioned

69 position."

[giggles]

[cheers and applause]

God, I'd love to see the

Pillsbury dough boy

and Snuggles, the fabric

softener bear, in a 69er,

wouldn't you?

Oh, yeah, God.

That would have to be the

softest place on Earth

right there, wouldn't it?

This is a question the

government doesn't want you

to ask.

If the Pillsbury dough boy or

any member of his family caught

a yeast infection,

how the hell would you know?