Slovin & Allen - We Like Meat

  • Season 5 , Ep 4
  • 07/15/2001
  • Views: 6,071

Slovin & Allen slap meat. (3:42)

(MUSIC STOPS)

SLOVIN> HEY, HEY.

HEY, I KNOW YOU.

YEAH.

YEAH, I KNOW YOU. I--

HUH, HA YEA.

HEY, HOW YA DOING?

ALLEN>> GOOD.

SLOVIN>> GOOD.

HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

AH...

HAVE YOU EVER SLAPPED A TURKEY?

ALLEN>> WHAT?

SLOVIN>> DO YOU EVER, YOU KNOW?

ALLEN>> LIKE THE BIRD?

SLOVIN>> YEAH.

DID YOU EVER SLAP ONE?

NO?

YOU NEVER SLAPPED A TURKEY?

(LAUGHS)

NO?

UM, WELL, CAN I ASK YOU

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE

IN MY BAG?

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(AUDIENCE GROANS)

SLAP IT.

COME ON.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

GIVE IT A SLAP.

COME ON.

SLAP THE TURKEY.

COME ON YOU WANT TO SLAP

THE TURKEY.

SLAP THE TURKEY.

FOLLOW-- YEAH, YEAH.

FOLLOW YOUR HAND.

DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR MIND,

LISTEN TO YOUR HAND.

SLAP THE TURKEY.

COME ON.

GIVE IT A SLAP.

YEAH.

THAT WAS, THAT WAS LIKE A RUB.

YOU, YOU RUBBED THE TURKEY.

SLAP THE TURKEY!

COME ON!

GIVE IT A LITTLE SLAP!

SLAP THE TURKEY!

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

SO, SLAP IT.

COME ON.

(SLAP)

YEEAAA!!

YEA!

YOU LIKED THAT DIDN'T YA?

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE YOU'RE A TURKEY SLAPPER.

SLAP THE TURKEY.

COME ON, YOU TURKEY SLAPPER.

SLAP THE TURKEY.

SLAP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

YEA.

SLAP THAT TURKEY.

YEAH.

YOU SLAP HAPPY TURKEY SLAPPER.

SLAP THAT TURKEY.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

WITH YOUR FACE!

(LAUGHTER)

ALLEN>> HAVE YOU EVER SLAPPED

A HAM?

(LAUGHTER)

I SLAP TURKEY'S.

I'M A TURKEY SLAPPER.

I DON'T..

SLOVIN>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND.

ALLEN>> SLAP THE HAM.

SLAP IT.

COME ON.

SLAP IT.

YEAH!

YOU LIKED THAT DON'T YOU?

SLOVIN>> THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

ALLEN>> NO, IT WASN'T.

SLOVIN>> I'M A HAM SLAPPER.

ALLEN>> I KNEW IT WHEN I SAW

YOU.

SLOVIN>> I THOUGHT I WAS A

TURKEY SLAPPER?

ALLEN>> NOOO, NO.

SLOVIN>> I WANT TO SLAP THE HAM.

ALLEN>> SLAP IT.

SLOVIN>> HERE YOU SLAP

THE TURKEY WHILE I SLAP THE HAM.

ALLEN>> YOU HAM SLAPPER!

SLOVIN>> HERE, YOU SLAP THE HAM.

I'M GONNA SLAP THE TURKEY.

SLOVIN & ALLEN>> TURKEY SLAPPER,

HAM SLAPPER, TURKEY SLAPPER,

HAM SLAPPER, TURKEY SLAPPER,

HAM SLAPPER, WE LIKE MEAT!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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