Carol Leifer - Traveling

CC Presents: Carol Leifer Season 7, Ep 7 03/20/2003 Views: 1,650

British money confuses Carol. (2:10)

Carol Leifer: SO WHAT ELSE

IS GOING ON?

OH, I WAS CHECKING MY E-MAIL

TODAY.

OH, MAN, I GET A LOTTA JUNK

E-MAIL.

ISN'T IT ANNOYING?

CLUTTERS EVERYTHING UP.

I'M STARTING TO SENSE A THEME

THOUGH.

APPARENTLY THERE'S A LOT OF

PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT WANNA MAKE

MY PENIS THREE INCHES LONGER.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

SO I'VE BEEN TRAVELING A LOT.

I WAS WORKING RECENTLY IN

LONDON.

WHAT A THRILL.

YEAH, BUT I WASN'T USED TO THEIR

MONEY THOUGH, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I

BOUGHT THIS REALLY DECADENT BOX

OF CHOCOLATES.

THE CASHIER SAID "THAT WILL BE

TEN POUNDS."

I'M LIKE "RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T

YA?

(LAUGHTER)

THEN I WAS OVER THERE IN

WILLIAMSBURG, VIRGINIA.

YEAH, YOU EVER GO THERE?

IT'S KINDA ANNOYING.

EVERYTHING'S COLONIAL.

BUT YOU KNOW IT'S AMAZING

WHAT WE WORE BACK IN THE 1700s.

YOU KNOW ESPECIALLY MEN WITH

LIKE THE KNICKERS AND THE FRILLY

SHIRTS AND THE POWDERED WIGS.

MAKES YOU THINK THOUGH, JEEZ,

WHAT DID THE GAY GUYS WEAR

BACK THEN?

(LAUGHTER)

OH, AND THEN I WAS OVER THERE

IN HAWAII.

YEP, I WAS THERE ON THE

BIG ISLAND.

THE BIG ISLAND, THAT NAME CRACKS

ME UP.

FIRST OF ALL IT'S NOT THAT BIG.

SO I'M PRETTY SURE A GUY CAME UP

WITH THAT NAME.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

HAD SOME NICE DINNERS OUT IN

HAWAII.

YOU KNOW WHAT BUGS ME THOUGH?

WHEN YOU ORDER A BOTTLE

OF WINE OUT, WHY IS IT ALWAYS

SUCH A PRODUCTION?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WITH THE LIST, AND THE CORK.

AND THE GUY WAITS AROUND,

HE STANDS THERE WHILE YOU TASTE

IT.

NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY,

YOU KNOW.

YOU JUST FEEL LIKE SUCH

AN IDIOT.

YEAH, THAT SHOULD GET ME

HAMMERED.

(LAUGHTER)