You know, Walter thereare a lot of things
to like about Los Angeles.
Traffic from hell,highest gas prices
in the country, wildfires,mud slides, and earthquakes.
I love it here.
You ever been in an earthquake?
Uh, does my wife fallingoff of the couch count?
What the [bleep]?
Oh, it's you.
So does your wifelike Hollywood?
Yeah, but she thinks it's crazyhow many folks in this town
get plastic surgery.
Oh, she wouldn't do that?
Putting new headlightson a minivan
doesn't make it a corvette.
Yeah, these guys knowwhat I'm talking about.
And the women who getthose fake, giant hoohaws,
they don't want youto miss the either.
If you look thosewomen in the eye
when you're talking tothem, the get all pissed off
and they go hey!
My boobs are down here.