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Louie Anderson, Martha Kelly and Brendon Walsh ask questions the moderator may have missed at the vice presidential debate between Tim Kaine and Mike Pence. (1:26)

If you're feeling a palpablesexual excitement in the air,

it's probably because the vicepresidential debate was tonight.

-Oh! There they...-(applause and cheering)

Tim Kaine and Mike Pence,otherwise known as

white guy 37Band white guy 55C squared off...

Hang on. That's Mr. Belding andthe dad from That '70s Show.

-It's...-(laughter)

Jack, will you pleaseput up the right photos?

No, Jack. That is Ned Flandersand a bowl of rice.

Please find photosof the VP candidates.

-All right, that's better. Uh...-(laughter)

-Now...-(applause and cheering)

Since we were busytaping at the time,

we didn't get to see the debateas it happened,

so we're just assumingthat at some point,

harmonica enthusiast Tim Kainedid a bitching duet

with John Popperfrom Blues Traveler,

and that Mike Pence revealedhe's been a dummy

controlled by Jeff Dunhamthis entire time.

(laughter)

Either way, Americans knows nextto nothing about these two.

So comedians, what's a questionthey should have been asked

to get the coreof these store-brand white guys?

Louie Anderson.

Have you ever owned stockin Cracker Barrel?

-HARDWICK: Points. Points.-(laughter)

-(applause)-Are you Cracker Barrel?

Brendon Walsh.

What's your favoriteJimmy Buffett song?

-And you can't say all of them.-HARDWICK: Yes. Points.

-(laughter, applause)-Martha Kelly. -KELLY: Oh.

Should 21st centuryAmerican women be allowed

to get abortionsor just fake boobs?

-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Points. Points.