And I was walking aroundand I saw the aisle.
I saw bat houses,these bat houses.
I didn't know what they were
because I had seenbird houses before,
but there's a whole rowof things
called bat houses.They're wooden boxes.
They're called bat...And they have a tag on them.
And the tag says,"100% money back guarantee.
"This bat house will attractbats within two years...
or your money back."
Like, I would love to seehow you try
to get your money back fromthis. You call up, you're like,
"Hi, uh, two years ago...
"I bought a bat house
and there's no...there's no bats in it."
"Where did I put it?I put it in the front yar..."
"Oh, you gotta put itin the back yard. Oh, okay."
"Hi, uh, four years ago...
I bought a bat... Oh, youno longer sell bat houses?"
"What do you...snake apartments?!"
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