Natasha Leggero - Reinvented

Season 9 , Ep 910 11/11/05 Views: 23,321

Isn't false sincerity the same as being rude? (2:19)

I JUST WENT HOME TO ILLINOIS

AND I, AH, I AH...

[LAUGHTER]

ASKED MY FAMILY,

ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING ONTALKING IN THOSE ACCENTS

THE WHOLE TIME I'M HOME?AND MY MOTHER SAID,

[Annoying Voice] YOU USED TO TALK LIKE THAT TOO, TASHA.

AND I SAID, YES, BUT YOU SEE I HAVE RE-INVENTED MYSELF.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I THINK I AM?

[LAUGHTER]

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - OH GOOD.

ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY, IT'S VERY HARD TO GIVE

THE ILLUSION OFNEW ENGLAND MONEY WHILERIDING ON MASS TRANSIT.

[LAUGHTER]

I WORKED AT THIS BAR IN HOLLYWOOD.

BASICALLY IT'S A PLACEWHERE RETARDED PEOPLE GO

TO TEXT MESSAGE EACH OTHER. AND...

YOU'LL SEE THE MOST GLAMOROUS GIRL WALK IN, RIGHT,

AND SHE'LL BE CARRYING A $1,200 HANDBAG,

AND GORGEOUS FACE. AND SHE'LL BE LIKE,

[Whiney Voice] "CAN I HAVE A VODKA AND TONIC?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND THEN THEY DO THIS LIKE FALSE SINCERITY THING.

- "THANK YOU SO MUCH. - [LAUGHTER]

THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH."

IT'S THAT THE SAME AS BEING RUDE?

[LAUGHTER]

WHY DO GIRLS WANT TO DENY SIMPLE REALITIES

AND REPLACE THEM WITH KARMA? RIGHT?

MY GIRLFRIEND'S CONVINCED THATHER BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH HER

BECAUSE OF HER BAD KARMA. I'M LIKE, DID YA EVER THINK

THAT MAYBE YOUR BOYFRIEND DUMPED YOU 'CAUSE YOU GOT FAT.

[SCATTERED LAUGHTER]

AND SHE'S CONVINCED SHE GOT FAT

BECAUSE SHE USED TO MAKE FUN OF FAT PEOPLE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

I'M LIKE, WE DIDN'T TURN JEWISH.

[Whiney Voice] THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

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