Marina Franklin - Harlem Trouble

Witty, Franklin, Hamilton, Shaw Season 8, Ep 0806 03/25/2005 Views: 17,680

Don't ever get involved with a black mother yelling at her child on the street. (1:33)

SO I LIVE IN HARLEM NOW.

I LOVE HARLEM.

ACTUALLY, YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL

GO, LIKE AS A GROUP.

[LAUGHTER]

GO.

I LOVE IT.

I GET IN TROUBLE, THOUGH, IN

HARLEM, ALL THE TIME.

LIKE ONE TIME I SAW THIS MOTHER

YELLING AT A CHILD ON A STREET.

YOU SEE A BLACK MOTHER YELLING

AT HER CHILD ON THE STREET,

DON'T EVER GET INVOLVED IN THAT.

MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

THIS WOMAN, SHE WAS TELLING AT

THIS CHILD SO BAD ON THE

STREET-- THAT'S THE CHILD.

SHE LIKE, GET YOUR ASS OVER

HERE.

I SAID GET YOUR BLACK ASS OVER

HERE!

NOW WHAT THE HELL YOU CRYING

FOR?

SHUT IT UP.

I SAID SHUT IT UP.

I'LL POP YOU IN YOUR MOUTH.

I LOOKED AT HER, I WAS LIKE, OH

MY GOD.

I TOLD HER, I SAID, YOU DON'T

TALK TO A CHILD LIKE THAT.

SHE LOOKED AT ME, SHE SAID, WHAT

THE HELL YOU LOOKING AT, HUH?

YOU WANT TO RAISE MY CHILD, HUH?

I WAS LIKE, NO.

YOU DOING A GOOD JOB.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I WAS SO SCARED--

I WAS SO SCARED, I RAN DOWN TWO

LONG HARLEM BLOCKS.

I WAS LIKE, DON'T LOOK BACK.

YOU JUST KEEP GOING.

BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT.

I WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING

ON.

I LOOKED BACK FOR JUST A SECOND

AND SHE WAS STILL STANDING THERE

LOOKING AT ME.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]