David Spade - Strip Club Trick

David Spade: My Fake Problems Season 1, Ep 101 05/04/2014 Views: 19,303

While they were filming "Tommy Boy," Chris Farley used to play a horrible prank on David Spade. (1:17)

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WHEN I WAS DOING TOMMY BOYIN TORONTO, CHRIS WOULD--

WE'D GO--THIS YOU CAN DOTO YOUR FRIENDS.

HE WOULD GO TO THE STRIP CLUB,

AND HE'D FIND ME THE ROUGHEST,RATTIEST, GROSSEST STRIPPER,

AND HE'D BUY ME TEN TABLE DANCESIN A ROW FROM HER.

AND IT'S SO HORRIBLE BECAUSETHERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.

YOU HAVE TO RIDE IT OUT.IT'S TOO MEAN.

SO I'M STUCK WITH THIS--POPS OUT OF THE BACK.

[Canadian accent]"HOW'S IT GOING?

"HEY, YOUR FRIEND BOUGHT YOUTEN DANCES.

"THAT'S A REAL GOOD GUY.YEAH, I TELL YOU WHAT.

"I DON'T GIVETOO MANY DANCES NO MORE.

"I'M IN A BITOF A FORCED RETIREMENT.

"OH, I GOT MY BUM LEG.THAT'S MOSTLY 'CAUSE OF SNOW.

"OOH, I'LL FEELTHIS ONE TOMORROW.

"I SHOULD'VE STRETCHED.

"I NEED TO KEEP THAT PREDNISONEIN MY SYSTEM.

"OH, BOY!I'M GONNA PULL A HAMMER.

"WE'RE GONNA HAVEA REAL NICE HOUR 20,

"YEAH,COURTESY OF YOUR BUDDY.

"I GOT THE FLU A LITTLE BIT.YOU CAN'T CATCH IT.

"IT'S THE FIRST DAY.

"HEY, LET'S DO THIS.

"I'M GONNA DIG MY HEELSINTO THE SHAG.

"I WANT TO MAKE SUREI GET MY BEAVER

"UP THERE IN YOUR GRILLREAL GOOD.

MY KID LOVES JOE DIRT."

"OH, HOW OLD IS HE?"

"HE'S 47."

"HOLY [bleep]. THAT'S HIGHERTHAN I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY."