RETURN OCTOBER 2014
You guys got all scared.
Kidding, guys. I'm kidding.
I don't knowanything about Jesus.
I'm Catholic. It's...
Let's face it,being Catholic is like
having a gym membership,you know?
It's like, "Yeah, we belong,but we never go."
It's, uh, it's all right.
I got lost on the way here.
And I hate asking people fordirections, 'cause everybody's
got their own wayof giving directions, you know?
The worst way of gettingdirections was asking my mom,
'cause my momwas this mean Catholic woman
who hated everyonein the neighborhood.
So she would actuallygive you directions
by telling you who she hatedalong the way.
"Oh, you're going to go downto Jose's house.
"You know Jose.
"He got a dewey-- a DUI.
"His mom says,'Ah, he's an angel.'
"Ha. Uses angel dust-- (bleep).