Mary Lynn Rajskub - Wants to Be Hot

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 10/23/2012
  • Views: 10,363

Mary Lynn Rajskub doesn't know why she went to art school. (1:43)

MORE THAN ANYTHINGIS JUST TO BE HOT.

[woman cheers]

THANK YOU.

NO, I KNOW.I USED TO WANT TO BE SMART.

I WAS LIKE,"THAT'S STUPID."

LIKE, I EVEN WENTTO ART SCHOOL.

"OH, SCULPTUREAND SOCIAL INJUSTICE."

WHAT WAS I THINKING,YOU KNOW?

I KNOW YOU KNOWTHESE GIRLS.

THEY'RE THE KIND OF GIRLSTHAT ARE LIKE,

"YEAH, I LOVE HANGING OUTAT SPORTS BARS WITH THE GUYS.

"IT'S AWESOME.

"OH, MY MICRO-MINISKIRTTHAT SHOWS MY ASS CRACK?

"NO, IT'S SUPER COMFORTABLE.

"IT'S REALLY EASYTO WEAR, YEAH.

"DARTS? I'D LOVE TO.

"EXCEPT FOR WHEN I GET MY DARTOUT OF THE DART BOARD,

"I DO IT LIKE THIS.

"WHAT?WAS THAT SEXY?

"I DON'T KNOWWHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

"WHAT DID I DO?DID I DO SOMETHING

THAT WAS SEXUALJUST THEN?"

[breathy exhale]

AND SHE'S ALWAYS JUST,LIKE, INEXPLICABLY DANCING

IN STILETTO HEELSANY CHANCE SHE GETS.

JUST LIKE--

YOU'RE LIKE,"YOU'RE AT A HOCKEY GAME."

[imitating Charge fanfare]

"I LOVE MUSIC."

[imitating Charge fanfare]

"IT'S NOT REALLY MUSIC."

[imitating Charge fanfare]

"DEFENSE!

DO THEY SAY THATAT HOCKEY GAMES?"

[imitating Charge fanfare]

"OH, YEAH!"PUCK HITS THE GLASS.

"OH, YEAH,GROWN MEN FIGHTING.

"OH, IT TURNS ME ON.

"OH, YEAH, SMELLTHE ROASTED NUTS AND THE NACHOS.

OH, SPILL YOUR BEER ON ME.DO IT TO ME ALL NIGHT LONG."

THAT WAS A TANGENT.

THANKS A LOT, EVERYBODY.

[cheers and applause]

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