Chris D'Elia - Black Dudes Are the Best Laughers

Chris D'Elia: White Male. Black Comic. Season 1, Ep 101 11/20/2013 Views: 33,683

When Chris D'Elia makes a black guy laugh, he feels real good about himself. (2:30)

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D'Elia: MAN, BLACK DUDESARE THE BEST LAUGHERS,

HANDS DOWN, FOR REAL, RIGHT.[ APPLAUSE ]

THAT'S SO -- THAT'S A WHITE DUDECLAPPING AT THAT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY.

THAT'S SUPER WEIRD.THAT'S SO WEIRD.

THAT'S SO WEIRD THATA WHITE GUY'S JUST LIKE, "YEAH!

I LOVE ITWHEN BLACK DUDES LAUGH!"

LIKE, LET ME EXPLAIN ITAND THEN CLAP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

"WAY AHEAD OF YOU, MAN!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

FOR REAL,BLACK DUDES LAUGH THE BEST.

YOU KNOWWHO THE WORST LAUGHERS ARE?

ASIAN GIRLS. YEAH!

YOU GUYS DON'T GIVE IT UPAT ALL, FOR REAL.

YOU ACT LIKEYOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO LAUGH.

YOU ACT LIKEYOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH.

ASIAN GIRLS JUST..."[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]"

[ LAUGHTER ]

"[ CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY ]"

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ]

WHY ARE YOU DOING A PEACE SIGN?

YOU'RE ALREADY LAUGHING.IT'S REDUNDANT.

DON'T DISTRACT MEFROM YOUR MERRIMENT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BLACK DUDES LAUGH THE BEST,THOUGH.

YOU KNOW WHY?

WHEN YOU TELL A JOKE,A BLACK DUDE LAUGHS HARD,

YOU FEEL REAL GOODABOUT YOURSELF,

BECAUSE WHEN BLACK DUDES LAUGH,THEY DON'T JUST LAUGH.

THEY RELOCATE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

YOU EVER SEE A BLACK DUDELAUGH REAL HARD

JUST LIKE "[LAUGHING LOUDLY]"

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSECONTINUE ]

THAT'S TOO FUNNY TO LAUGH AT,IN THAT AREA.

THIS IS THE NEW DESIGNATEDLAUGHING ZONE, Y'ALL.

"[ LAUGHS LOUDLY ]"

ONE TIME, I MADE A BLACK DUDELAUGH SO HARD,

HE DROVE TO LAS VEGAS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YO, COULD YOU IMAGINEJUST "[LAUGHS LOUDLY]"

[ IMITATES BEEP ]

"[ LAUGHING LOUDLY ]"

[ LAUGHTER ]

"[ CONTINUES LAUGHING LOUDLY ]"

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"[ CONTINUES LAUGHING LOUDLY ]"

[ LAUGHTER ]

"[ CONTINUES LAUGHING LOUDLY ]"

YO.

HEY [LAUGHS] THE COPSTRIED TO PULL HIM OVER.

HE'S LIKE, "FORGET IT.IT'S TOO FUNNY.

[ LAUGHS LOUDLY ]"

DUDE, EVEN IF THE COP DID TRYTO PULL YOU OVER,

ALL YOU GOT TO DOTO GET OUT OF THE TICKET IS,

IF IT'S A BLACK COP,TELL HIM THE JOKE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE'LL BE LIKE -- HE'LL BE LIKE,"YO, THAT'S TOO FUNNY. BYE!"

[ IMITATES BEEP ]

"[ LAUGHS LOUDLY ]"

[ LAUGHTER ]