Harland Williams - Parent Sex

Ford, Benson, Roy, Shubert Season 4, Ep 0410 12/18/2000 Views: 4,551

Harland couldn't get to sleep last night. (1:06)

OH, MAN.

WHAT A TREAT.

GOD, DO I LOOK A LITTLE BIT

TIRED?

OH MAN, I COULDN'T GET TO SLEEP

LAST NIGHT.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD YOUR PARENTS

HAVING SEX?

(AUDIENCE GROANS)

THAT IS THE WORST SOUND

IN THE WORLD.

YOU KNOW, I'M LAYING IN BED,

I'M JUST ABOUT ASLEEP, AND ALL

OF A SUDDEN YOU HEAR THE MOANING

AND THE SIGHING AND THE BED

CREAKING, AND FINALLY I'M LIKE,

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

I ROLL OVER AND I SAY,

"LOOK, GET THE HELL BACK TO YOUR

OWN ROOM 'CAUSE I GOT A SHOW

TO DO TOMORROW, YOU DIRTY,

NUTTY, NUT-NUTS."

PEOPLE DO ANYTHING TO GET LAID

NOWADAYS, THOUGH, HUH?

GOD, I SAW THIS GIRL THE OTHER

NIGHT IN A BAR, SHE GREW HER

FINGERNAILS SIX INCHES LONG.

SIX INCHES LONG!

AND I KNOW IN HER MIND SHE

THOUGHT IT LOOKED REAL SEXY,

BUT IN MY MIND I COULD NOT LOOK

AT HER WITHOUT PICTURING HER

KNEELING BESIDE A RIVER SWATTING

SALMON OUT OF THE AIR.

SOME KINDA GRIZZLY WOMAN, MAN!

ALL RIGHT.