Happy Burnday - Magic Johnson & Mila Kunis

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 08/14/2012
  • Views: 16,597

In this preview of The Burn, Jeff Ross sends birthday greetings to Magic Johnson and Mila Kunis. (1:30)

WHAT'S UP, BALL BUSTERS?

AWESOME.I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

NO, PLEASE, PLEASE.

WELCOME TO THE BURN,WHERE OUR MISSION IS

TO RIP THE WORLD A NEW[bleep]HOLE ONE CRACK AT A TIME.

LET'S BEGIN WITH A SHOUT-OUT--BIG, BIG SHOUT-OUT TONIGHT.

HERE'S SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHTI'D SAY 20 YEARS AGO--

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,MAGIC JOHNSON!

[laughter]

MAGIC...LOVE YOU, BUDDY.

MAGIC TURNED 52 YEARS OLD TODAY,AND AIDS TURNED CONFUSED.

LOOK AT HIM.NOT ONLY IS HE ALIVE,

THE GUY'S GETTING FATTER.

THE ONLY THING BIGGERWITH HIV IS NIGERIA.

HEY, MAGIC, IN HONOROF YOUR BIG DAY,

I'M GONNA GO OUT AND HAVEUNPROTECTED SEX.

HOPEFULLY WITH THIS CHICK,MILA KUNIS...ONE OF MY FAVES.

THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE WORLDTURNS 29 YEARS OLD TODAY.

MILA WAS IN BLACK SWAN,

AND HER BOYFRIEND,ASHTON KUTCHER,

USED TO BE IN AN OLD GOAT.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

HEY, MILA, IS IT TRUE DEMI MOORESENT YOU A BIRTHDAY CARD

WITH $5 IN IT?

ALL RIGHT, MILA...HAPPY BURN DAY, DARLING.

HOPEFULLY YOUR BIRTHDAY ISTHE ONLY THING

YOU SHARE WITH MAGIC JOHNSON.

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