Next up, incoherentLands' End vulture Sarah Palin,
-uh... the Ala...-(laughter)
the Alaskan rodeo cyborg cameroaring back into the spotlight
to jump on the Trump wagon.
Here she is endorsing himback in January.
Looking around at all of you,you hard-working Iowa families,
you farm families, and...teachers and teamsters
and... cops and cooks,
you rock and rollers,
and holy rollers...
you with the handsthat rock the cradle...
Total... total courtesy smilefor that.
(like Palin): To all youhands that rock the cradle
and girl interruptedsand single white females
and Jennifer 8,
this is for allthe Rosemary's babies
and the Air Buds
and the big troublein Little Chinas
-(cheering, applause)-and Fridays and Next Fridays,
and especially all you workin'hard down at the road house
by point break.
This campaignwill never die hard!
(laughter, applause, cheering)
Comedians,where is Sarah Palin now?
-April. -I don't know,probably becoming a grandmother
for, like, the ninth time.
Bristol hates condoms!
All right, points. Points.
Uh... up to her tits in pills.
Sarah Pillin. Ramon.
Based off of her sweater,Jo-Ann Fabrics.
-Yes, points.-(laughter, whooping, applause)
That's not a...
I'll tell you exactlywhat happened.
A disco ball got loosein Anchorage
and she hunted itand skinned it.
-(laughter)-That is what happened.
-I used every partof the disco ball. -Every part!