Sarah Palin: Where Is She Now?

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After revisiting Sarah Palin's Donald Trump endorsement speech, Ramon Rivas, Dan St. Germain and April Richardson guess where the former Alaska governor is now. (1:46)

Next up, incoherentLands' End vulture Sarah Palin,

-uh... the Ala...-(laughter)

the Alaskan rodeo cyborg cameroaring back into the spotlight

to jump on the Trump wagon.

Here she is endorsing himback in January.

Looking around at all of you,you hard-working Iowa families,

you farm families, and...teachers and teamsters

and... cops and cooks,

you rock and rollers,

and holy rollers...

you with the handsthat rock the cradle...

(laughter, shouting)

Total... total courtesy smilefor that.

(like Palin): To all youhands that rock the cradle

and girl interruptedsand single white females

and Jennifer 8,

this is for allthe Rosemary's babies

and the Air Buds

and the big troublein Little Chinas

-(cheering, applause)-and Fridays and Next Fridays,

and especially all you workin'hard down at the road house

by point break.

This campaignwill never die hard!

(laughter, applause, cheering)

Comedians,where is Sarah Palin now?

-April. -I don't know,probably becoming a grandmother

for, like, the ninth time.

Bristol hates condoms!

All right, points. Points.

Uh... up to her tits in pills.


Sarah Pillin. Ramon.

Based off of her sweater,Jo-Ann Fabrics.

-Yes, points.-(laughter, whooping, applause)


That's not a...

I'll tell you exactlywhat happened.

A disco ball got loosein Anchorage

and she hunted itand skinned it.

-(laughter)-That is what happened.

-I used every partof the disco ball. -Every part!