Arj Barker - Australia

  • Season 3 , Ep 16
  • 09/21/2000
  • Views: 9,927

Arj Barker explains the difference between American and Australian comforts. (2:38)

TO FEEL THE ENERGYFROM ALL THESE PEOPLE.

WE'RE HERE TONIGHTFOR A CAUSE.

TEN PERCENT OF MY PROCEEDSWILL GO TO HELP THIS KITTEN,

WHICH IS STRICKENWITH A HORRIBLE THYROID PROBLEM.

AND THIS IS POOPY,AND POOPY IS ONLY SIX WEEKS OLD,

BUT HE'S OVER 2,000 TIMES

WHAT A NORMAL KITTEN'S SIZESHOULD BE.

AND WE CAN HELP POOPY,

BECAUSE JUST BY BEING HERE,YOU'VE HELPED POOPY.

AND POOPY'S BACKSTAGERIGHT NOW.

AND I BET HE WOULD LIKE TO HEARTHAT WE'RE SUPPORTING HIM.

SO AT THE COUNT OF THREE,

LET'S JUST ALL SAY,"WE LOVE YOU, POOPY."

AND I KNOW THAT--THAT'D MEAN A LOT TO HIM.

COULD WE DO THAT?

OKAY."WE LOVE YOU, POOPY."

ONE. TWO. THREE.

(all)WE LOVE YOU, POOPY.

YEAH, AND NOW HE'S GOINGTO BE REALLY HAPPY.

AND I'M GOING TO HAVE

TO CLEAN UPHIS LITTER TRAY LATER,

SO THAT'S GOINGTO BE A PAIN.

I WAS IN--HAS ANYONE BEEN TO--

I MEAN, I'M NOT EVENGOING TO ASK YOU

IF YOU'VE BEEN TO AUSTRALIA.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO DOTHE JOKES ANYWAY

WHETHER YOU HAVEOR HAVEN'T.

SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.

BUT LET ME TELL YOUIF YOU HAVEN'T, YOU SHOULD GO,

BECAUSE IT'S AN AMAZING PLACE.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL, LOVELY PEOPLE,AND IT'S, LIKE, MAGICAL TOO.

IT'S WEIRD.

OKAY, FOR ONE THING,

THE TOILET WATERGOES THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

HAS ANYONE HEARDABOUT THAT?

YEAH, YOU'VE HEARDABOUT THAT?

DID YOU KNOWIT'S TRUE THOUGH?

BECAUSE--BECAUSE HERETHE TOILET WATER GOES--

IT GOES DOWN LIKE THIS,RIGHT?

IN AUSTRALIA,IT GOES THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

I DON'T KNOW HOW.

IT HAS SOMETHING TO DOWITH THE HEMISPHERES.

HERE THE TOILET WATERGOES DOWN LIKE THIS.

IN AUSTRALIA, THE TOILET WATERGOES UP LIKE THAT.

[laughter]

IT'S A BIG BROWN TWISTEREVERY TIME--

I KNOW.

EVERY TIME YOU FLUSH,IT'S A BIG CRAP TORNADO.

THE TRICK IS TO FLUSH ANDJUST GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE.

AND YOU HAVE TO RUN LIKE THATBECAUSE IT'S FUNNIER.

YOU WANT TO GET BIG LAUGHS.

IT'S A GREAT COUNTRY.

THE ONE THING I FOUNDA LITTLE CONCERNING:

NO BURGER KINGS.

THAT JUST SEEMS UNNATURAL.

BUT IF YOU SAY--IF YOU MENTIONTHAT TO AN AUSTRALIAN,

THEY GO, "NO, MATE.HUNGRY JACKS."

HAS ANYONE SEEN THAT?

THEY GOT A RESTAURANTCALLED HUNGRY JACKS,

BUT I DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLEEATING THERE.

I DON'T THINKIT'D BE VERY GOOD.

HUNGRY JACKS?HOW GOOD COULD IT BE?

THE GUY WHO OWNS THE RESTAURANTIS HUNGRY.

[laughter]

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

IF IF WAS CALLED FAT, HAPPY, [beep], WELL-CONTENTED JACKS...

I'D EAT THERE,BUT I WOULDN'T BRING A KID,

BECAUSE IT HAS A SWEAR WORDIN THE TITLE,

AND THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE.

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