Extended - Transmissions From Space - Uncensored

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To celebrate the 40-year history of the Space Shuttle Enterprise, Jeff Tweedy, Jen Kirkman and David Koechner highlight NASA's lesser-known space transmissions. (2:41)

THIS WEEK MARKS THE 40TH

ANNIVERSARY OF NASA'S UNVEILINGOF THE SPACE SHUTTLE,

ENTERPRISE.

HERE'S THE CAST OF STAR TREK ONHAND FOR THE CEREMONY IN 1976.

DRESSED IN THE CLOTHES YOURPARENTS WORE TO THOSE

WIFE-SWAPPING PARTIES THEY HADTO GIVE UP AFTER YOU CAME ALONG

AND RUINED THEIR LIVES FOREVER.

THERE MA... THERE HAVE BEEN MANYMEMORABLE TRANSMISSIONS FROM THE

GREAT BEYOND.

FROM "HOUSTON, WE HAVE APROBLEM" IN 1970 TO 1999'S

UNFORGETTABLE "HOUSTON,WHAZZUP?"

SO, COMEDIANS, I'D LIKE YOU TOGIVE ME AS MANY EQUALLY ICONIC

SPACE TRANSMISSIONS AS POSSIBLE.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK, AND BEGIN.

KIRKMAN.

>> HOUSTON, THIS SOUNDSTAGE ISSO UNREALISTIC.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE IDIOTS AREBUYING IT.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

UH, JEFF TWEEDY.

>> OH, MAN, I'M SO FUCKED UP ONPOWDERED VODKA.

(LAUGHING)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

DAVE KOECHNER.

>> HEY, GUYS, CAN YOU SEND UPSOME CONVERSATION CARDS?

TURNS OUT ME AND LARRY HAVENOTHING IN COMMON.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

DAVE KOECHNER.

HEY, GUYS, IT SMELLS LIKE CATPISS UP HERE, AND I DON'T THINK

THERE ARE ANY CATS.

>> HARDWICK: UH, POINTS.

THE ACRO-CATS IN SPACE!

JEFF TWEEDY.

>> HOUSTON, HAVE YOU CONSIDEREDMOVING TO AUSTIN?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS!

(CHEERING)KEEPING IT WEIRD, DAVE KOECHNER.

>> HEY, GUYS, FOUND THE CAT PISSSMELL.

TURNS OUT LARRY'S GOT A CATPISS-SCENTED AIR FRESHENER IN

HIS SPACE SUIT.

>> HARDWICK: UH...

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)YOU...

YOU TRAVELED ABOUT THE DISTANCETO SPACE AND BACK.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS.

KIRKMAN.

>> UH, I'VE DEFINITELY BEEN UPHERE AND SEEN NO MEN ON MARS OR

WOMEN ON VENUS.

THAT BOOK IS BULLSHIT.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

POINTS. KOECHS.

>> HEY, GUYS...

>> HARDWICK: WHAT'S, UH...

WHAT'S LARRY DOIN'?

>> TURNS OUT LARRY STEPPED INDOG SHIT RIGHT BEFORE HE CAME ON

THE SPACE SHUTTLE.

COME ON, GUYS.

WAS THERE A DOG ON THE PLATFORM?

I MEAN...

COME ON, GUYS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)I WANT TO KNOW...

>> HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS GONNABE LARRY?

IT'S...

>> HARDWICK: I WANT TO KNOW MOREABOUT SPACE LARRY.

>> I'LL TELL YOU... I'LL TELLYOU MORE ABOUT SPACE LARRY.

>> HARDWICK: WHAT? REALLY?

YES, DAVE.

>> HEY, GUYS, UH...

LISTEN, THIS IS THE THIRD TIMEI'VE CAUGHT LARRY JERKING OFF IN

THE ESCAPE POD.

AND I'M BEGINNING TO SUSPECTIT'S NOT A MISTAKE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

>> REALLY NEED TO CATCH A RIDEHOME EARLY.