[bleep] dudes, we're so gross.
We're so-- that's the thing.
We're so gross and horny.
Like I love-- I lovethis kid unconditionally,
and I will love himevery day of his life,
probably until heturns around 13,
and then he can moveout of my house.
Because I don't want ateenage boy in my house,
because teenage boysare goddamn disgusting.
Because all theydo is whack off.
And they're toodumb to even do it
properly becausethey think they're
the only ones who are doing it.
And so when theymasturbate, they
do it under a shroudof secrecy and fear,
like a troll ina cave someplace.
You know like, [grunts].
Like if you haveteenage son, and you
left him at home to comehere to the show tonight--