THE NEXT PLACE HE'D LOOKIS MY HOUSE.
- MY UNDERSTANDINGIS THAT NATHAN'S AT HOME.
SO THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADEDRIGHT NOW.
- SO I KEPT THE BEST BODY DOUBLEBACK AT THE HOTEL
TO PREPARE HIM TO GOTO MY HOME AS ME.
SO WHEN YOU'RE THERE,YOU KNOW,
YOU NEEDTO BE LIKE ME.
- OKAY.
- SO THERE'S A BUNCH OF DISHESIN THE SINK.
SO YOU CANDO THOSE.
UM, THERE'S ALSO LAUNDRY,
SO YOU COULD DO THAT.
UM, AND THE HOUSE NEEDSTO BE VACUUMED.
- SO YOU WANT METO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE?
- YEAH, STUFF THAT WOULD LOOKLIKE YOU'RE ME.
- OKAY.
- I GAVE HIM MY KEYSAND MY ADDRESS,
BUT NOWI NEEDED HIS.
- IF YOU'RE ME,THEN WHO'S YOU, RIGHT?
SO I GOTTA BE YOUWHILE YOU'RE BEING ME.
- WANT MY KEYS?- GIVE ME--YEAH.
IF YOU THINKI'M BEING UNREASONABLE,
KEEP IN MIND THAT BRIANIS A PROFESSIONAL P.I.
AND HE'D BE ABLE TO SNIFF OUTANY INCONSISTENCIES IN MY PLAN.
- DO YOU HAVEA GIRLFRIEND?
- I HAVE A FIANCEE, YEAH.- A FIANCEE?
- MM-HMM.- WHAT'S HER NUMBER?
I NEED TO BE YOUIF YOU'RE ME,
OR ELSE IT WON'T MAKEANY SENSE.
- YOU WANT HER NUMBER?REALLY?
- UH, YEAH.- [clears throat]
- CAITLIN, IT WAS?- YEAH.
- WHEN'S THE WEDDING DATE?- NEXT YEAR.
WE STILL GOTTO LOCK DOWN A DATE.
- YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE YET?- NO.
- OKAY, MAYBE I'LL FIGURETHAT OUT WITH HER.
UM...- YOU DO THAT.
- WITH DAN'S WILLINGNESS
TO INCLUDE HIS FIANCEEIN THE OPERATION,
THE SWITCH WASIN FULL EFFECT.
THEN, WE LEFTAS DISCREETLY AS POSSIBLE
AND GOTINTO EACH OTHER'S CARS.
MY INITIAL HUNCHWAS RIGHT.
BRIAN WASSECRETLY WATCHING MY HOUSE
FROM AN SUVACROSS THE STREET.
HOPEFULLY, MY PLAN TO GETMY DOUBLE INSIDE WOULD WORK.
- OH, THIS COULD BEOUR SUBJECT RIGHT NOW.
- LOOK AT THAT.IT'S NATHAN.
HE'S PARKED ON THE NORTH SIDEOF THE STREET.
BINGO.
LOOKS LIKE HE'S CARRYING A CASEOF BEER ON HIS LEFT SHOULDER.
AMAZING.
GOING TO A PARTY TONIGHT.
HE'S WALKING TO THE RESIDENCERIGHT NOW,
AND NOW,HE'S OUT OF VIEW.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
- THE BEER-ON-SHOULDER TRICKACTUALLY FOOLED BRIAN,
BUT, AT THE TIME,I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
SO I HEADEDTO DAN'S HOUSE.
AND ON MY WAY,I MADE A QUICK STOP.
- HI, DO YOU--DO YOU SELL ANY CONDOMS AT ALL?
- YES, SIR.
- I DIDN'T KNOWWHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN
ONCE I GOTTO DAN'S HOUSE...
- DO YOU HAVE ANYTHINGTHAT'S SMALLER?
- BUT I WANTED TO BE PREPAREDFOR EVERYTHING...
- THIS IS THE SMALLEST?- YES.
- BUT WHEN I ARRIVED,
MY PLAN IMMEDIATELY STARTEDTO CRUMBLE.
- HEY.both: HI.
- HE LEFT ME A MESSAGETHAT SOMEONE WAS COMING OVER,
BUT I WASN'TEXPECTING ALL THIS.
BABE, UM, SO THIS GUYSHOWED UP,
AND HE KEEPSCALLING HIMSELF "DAN,"
AND HE BROUGHT ME FLOWERSAND SOME MALBEC.
- DAN'S FIANCEEWAS CREEPED OUT BY ME,
AND I DIDN'T KNOWWHAT TO DO.
- I MEAN, I'D FEEL BETTERIF YOU, YOU KNOW, LEFT.
AND THEN, WHEN DAN GETS BACK,YOU CAN COME BACK.
- MY WHOLE PLANWAS FALLING APART.
I WAS TIRED, AND I HAD NOTHINGLEFT TO DO BUT GIVE UP.
- NATHAN.- HEY.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- ALL RIGHT, I GIVE UP.YOU GOT ME.
YOU'RE PLAYING MIND GAMES.I CAN'T KEEP UP.
- YOU'RE AN EASY PREY, KID.
- WELL, YOU'RE THE--YOU'REA PRO, SO WHAT CAN I SAY?
- THANK YOU.
- DO YOU WANNA GO GRAB A BEEROR SOMETHING?
I KNOW A GREAT PLACEDOWN THE BLOCK.
- LET'S DO IT, JUMP IN.- DO YOU WANNA?
- YEAH, LET'S GO.COME ON.
- OKAY.
- WHO THE [bleep]ARE YOU?
- WHAT?- YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.
WHO THE [bleep]ARE YOU?
- I'M NATHAN.- YOU'RE NOT NATHAN.
- I JUST TALKED TO YOUTHREE SECONDS AGO.