Natasha Leggero - Women Comics

Lampert, Wood Jr., Leggero, Rannazzisi Season 9, Ep 10 11/11/2005 Views: 65,702

Natasha Leggero knows what being pretty is like. (1:18)

I DON'T THINKWOMEN ARE FUNNY EITHER.

[LAUGHTER]

NO. FEMALE COMICS ARE JUST SMARTER,

LESS MOLESTED VERSIONS OF STRIPPERS.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

MALE COMICS ARE ALWAYS COMING UP TO ME AND THEY'RE LIKE,

HEY, NATASHA. DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE ATTRACTIVE

TO BE A COMEDIAN? AND I'M LIKE,

DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE UGLY TO BE TALKING TO ME?

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

I JUST-- I JUST BROKE UP WITH A GUY.

Audience: AW!

IT'S HARD THOUGHGIRLS, YOU KNOW,

WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE WHO SAYS IT,

[Snobby Voice] LISTEN,YOU'VE RUN OUT OF MONEY.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I HAVE ALL THESE FEMINIST FRIENDS AND THEY'RE LIKE,

NATASHA, HOW CAN YOU JUST LET MEN BUY YOU THINGS?

AND I'M LIKE, OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE PRETTY.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]