Games - Some Jokes About Games

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 03/25/2009
  • Views: 78,135

Demetri proposes an improvement to professional sports and pities high scorers on video games. (2:14)

BUT NOT AS MUCH ANYMORE,'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED.

I'D ALWAYS RATHER SEETHE ACTUAL ANIMALS FIGHTING

THAN THE TEAMSWITH THOSE NAMES.

COLTS VERSUS BEARS:

YEAH.

WIZARDS VERSUS HEAT:

FREAKING AWESOME.

MAGIC VERSUS JAZZ:

THAT'S A LITTLE TOO GAYFOR ME.

I'M GONNA PASS ON THAT ONE.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE JAZZFIGHTING ANYTHING, MAN.

COME ON.

IF I WERE, LIKE,AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST,

I'D BE THE FUNNY GUYAT WORK, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, RIGHT WHEN SOMEONE'SGOING UNDER, I'D BE LIKE,

"NO, NO, NO, NO.WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

OOPS, OOPS, SORRY."

I WISH BINGO WERE CALLED BOINGTHIS WHOLE TIME.

I MEAN, IT'S THE SAME LETTERS,YOU KNOW.

IT WOULDN'T BE, LIKE,THAT MUCH DIFFERENT.

BUT WHEN SOMEBODY WINS,IT WOULD SOUND SO MUCH BETTER.

"BOING!

I GOT IT.BOING."

THESE OLD PEOPLEARE BOUNCY.

I SAW A LADY WITH LONGFINGERNAILS, AND I THOUGHT,

"SOMEBODY SUCKS AT BOWLING."

I LIKE TO STAND OUTSIDEA SALON,

AND WHEN PEOPLE COME OUT,

I GO, "WHAT DID YOU DO?

"NO.

"MY GOD.

"I WATCHED YOU GO IN.

"YOU WERE FINE.

"HOW DOES A HAIRCUT MAKESOMEONE LOOK FATTER?

UNBELIEVABLE."

WHENEVER I SEE, LIKE,THE HIGH SCORES ON A VIDEO GAME,

I FEEL LIKE YOU COULD JUST PUT"IS LONELY" AFTER EACH ONE.

I WAS IN THIS ARCADE,

AND I SAW THE HIGH SCORESON THIS ONE GAME.

LIKE, THE SAME GUYHAD THEM ALL.

I GUESS IT WAS THIS GUY, TOM,

AND IT WAS JUST, LIKE,YOU KNOW, ALL TOM.

AND WHEN HE PUT THEM UP THERE,I KNOW HE MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE,

"TOM, TOM, TOM."

BUT WHEN I LOOKED AT IT,I READ IT LIKE,

"TOM, TOM, TOM.

YOU NEED TO GET A JOB."

[quirky rock music]

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