Kurt Braunohler - Waking Up in an Actual Nightmare

Po Boy Season 2, Ep 4 09/26/2014 Views: 11,219

After getting blackout drunk in New Orleans, Kurt Braunohler wakes up in a very compromising situation. (1:34)

LAST TIME I WAS HEREIN NEW ORLEANS

I WAS HERE

FOR A BACHELOR/BACHELORETTEPARTY,

AND WE WERE HAVINGA BIG, BIG TIME.

I GOT VERY DRUNK.I BLACKED OUT.

I'M SORRY.IT'S NEW ORLEANS.

IT WAS AN EXCITING TIME.I BLACKED OUT.

SO MY LAST MEMORY IS OF MEIN A BAR LIKE,

"WE'RE NEVER GONNA DIE!"

AND THEN THE NEXT THINGI KNOW, I COME TO,

AND I AM TOTALLY NUDEON THE FIFTH FLOOR OF MY HOTEL,

AND I HAVE A STRANGER'SHOUSE KEYS IN MY HAND.

SO I WAKE UPIN AN ACTUAL NIGHTMARE,

LIKE, "OH, NO!WHERE"--

JUST TRYING TO HIDE PLACES,LIKE, "WHERE AM I GONNA GO?"

BUT EVERYWHERE I GOIS A DOOR

TO SOMEONE ELSE'SHOTEL ROOM.

THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO.

SO WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS,I HAD GONE TO SLEEP

AND THENHAD SLEPTWALKED NUDE

AND WENT DOWNTO THE FIFTH FLOOR,

BUT THAT'SA RATIONAL EXPLANATION.

BUT IN MY MIND,I HAD JUST READ THIS BOOK,

THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE,

AND IN IT, THAT MAN TIME TRAVELSAGAINST HIS WILL

AND COMES TO IN A NEW TIME,TOTALLY NUDE AND DISORIENTED.

SO I WAS LIKE,"I'VE BEEN TIME TRAVELING!"

AND I KNEW THAT I STAYED ONTHE 23RD FLOOR,

SO I WAS LIKE--

I GET IN THE ELEVATOR,AND THE DOORS CLOSE,

AND I KEEP HITTINGTHE 23RD FLOOR,

AND I WAS LIKE, "DID WE GOSO FAR INTO THE FUTURE

THAT THE 23RD FLOORDOESN'T EXIST?"

'CAUSE IT DOESN'T LIGHT UP,AND THEN I REALIZE

YOU NEED YOUR KEY, CARD KEY,TO MAKE IT WORK,

AND ALL I HAVE ISTHIS STRANGER'S HOUSE KEYS.

BUT NOW THE DOORSHAVE CLOSED,

SO IF ANYONE CALLSTHIS ELEVATOR,

THEY'RE JUST GONNA FINDA GIANT NUDE MAN WHO'S LIKE,

"I'VE BEEN TIME TRAVELING!"