#HashtagWars - #RejectedThemeParkRides - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 01082
  • 06/19/2014
  • Views: 1,510

To celebrate the beginning of summer, Will Sasso, Bryan Callen and Chris D'Elia come up with amusement park rides that nobody would enjoy. (1:56)

IT'S NOT TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAG WARS.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)IT'S SUMMER, WHICH MEANS THAT

PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE WORLD WILLBE FLOCKING TO THEME PARKS TO

RIDE THE NEWEST ROLLER COASTERSAND VOMIT IN THE NEAREST TRASH

CANS, SO TO CELEBRATE, TONIGHT'SHASHTAG IS REJECTED THEME PARK

RIDES.

UH, EXAMPLES MIGHT BE, UH, THEMUSTACHE RIDE, OR... OR TEXTING

WHILE DRIVING.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK, AND GO.

(BELL DINGS)D'ELIA.

>> THE ELEVATOR RIDE WITHSOLANGE.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. YEAH.

(BELL DINGS)WILL SASSO.

>> UH, IT'S A STALL WORLD, WHICHIS A... WHICH IS JUST A BUNCH OF

GLORY HOLES IN A MEN'S BATHROOM.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, POINTS.

YEAH, YEAH. POINTS. BRYAN.

>> THE R. KELLY SPLASH MOUNTAIN.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. SURE.

POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)CHRIS.

>> BRYAN CALLEN'S CAREER.

IT'S A FREEFALL.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> THIS... OH...

>> HARDWICK: WAIT A MINUTE.

>> SEE? THEY'RE JUST LIKE THEBLUEFIN TUNA.

>> HARDWICK: WAIT A MINUTE.

I NEED A JUDGE'S RULING ON THAT.

THE JUDGES HAVE CONFIRMED THAT,YES, IT IS, INDEED, A FREEFALL,

SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU POINTS,CHRIS D'ELIA.

(BELL DINGS)CALLEN.

>> THE ANTAGONIZED SHAMUEXPERIENCE.

(GROANING)OH! KILLER WHALE!

POKE, POKE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, I LIKEDYOUR SPACE. WORTH POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)UH, WILL. NO, CHRIS, CHRIS.

>> DELIVERING BAD NEWS TO CHRISBROWN.

(BELL DINGS)>> HARDWICK: POINTS. WILL.

>> THE FUCK-A-TRON, LIKE THEGRAVATRON, BUT WITH FUCKING.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

>> YEAH, YOU GET IT.

DO I GET...?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, YOU GETPOINTS.

>> YEAH!

>> HARDWICK: BRYAN.

>> UM, THE TUNNEL OF LOVE RIDE,UH, CREEPY UNCLES ONLY.

(GROANING, APPLAUSE)>> HARDWICK: YEAH, THE SMILE

SELLS IT.

NO, STOP IT!

YOU PUT THOSE PUPPY DOG EYESAWAY, BRYAN CALLEN!

>> WHY? IT'S CALLED MILKING THEAUDIENCE.

>> HARDWICK: OW.

(BUZZER SOUNDS)BY MILKING, I MEAN, MILKING

THEM. TOO MUCH?

>> NO THUMB.

>> YEAH, TOO MUCH, MAN!

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