Negraph App

The Branding Season 1, Ep 4 02/21/2012 Views: 68,805

A handy new tool lets you know if you're allowed to use a certain word. (1:15)

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DID YOU SEE THAT [bleep]?

THAT [bleep] LOOKED LIKE BUSTA RHYMES AND MAYA ANGELOU HAD A BABY.

all: [laughing]- YEAH, YEAH.

- THAT WAS ONEJACKED-UP LOOKING [bleep].

[nervously laughing]

- UH-OH. YOU JUSTDROPPED THE N-WORD,

BUT YOU'RENOT AN N.

LUCKY FOR YOU, THERE'S A WAYTO AVOID THESE SITUATIONS.

INTRODUCING THE NEWSMARTPHONE APPLICATION:

THE NEGRAPH.

FINALLY, A TECHNOLOGYSPECIFICALLY DESIGNED

TO HELP YOU DETERMINE WHETHEROR NOT YOU CAN DROP THE N-BOMB.

- I CAN SAY IT!

all: WE CANALL SAY IT!

- NOT INTHIS LIFETIME.

- TO SEE YOUR NEGRAPH,JUST ENTER YOUR NAME,

AGE, AND COLOROF YOUR SKIN,

OR JUST THE COLOROF YOUR SKIN.

- I'VE GOT THE NEGRAPHON MY PHONE AND MY iPAD.

MY PHONE SAYSI CAN'T EVER SAY IT.

MY iPAD SAYSI CAN'T EVER SAY IT...

BUT BIGGER!

- THE NEGRAPH--CAN YOU SAY THE N-WORD?

- I CAN SAY [bleep]ALL DAY LONG.

all: [bleep]!

- NO.

I'D LIKE TO, BUT...SAYS IT RIGHT HERE.

- THE NEGRAPH.

AND ALSO AVAILABLE ATTHE APP STORE, THE FAGCHART.

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