Sam Simmons - Mind Games

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 12/12/2013
  • Views: 579

Sam Simmons plays some of his favorite games and really gets into some bread. (2:26)

ONLY I CAN PLAY THIS GAMEINSIDE MY OWN MIND.

THE GAME BEGINNING IN MY MINDBEGINS RIGHT NOW.

- QUESTION NUMBER ONE.WHAT ARE BABY WHALES CALLED?

- SARDINES.

[buzzer]

- QUESTION 17.PICK THE ODD ONE OUT.

PHILLIP, JEANINE, PETER,OR MARGARET.

- JEANINE!

- NO, IT'S PHILLIP,'CAUSE HE'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM.

- HOW THE [bleep]WOULD I KNOW THAT?

- QUESTION 45.WHAT IS 14 PLUS 22?

- 36.- NO, THE ANSWER IS "MATH."

- HUH?

[buzzer]

[plastic balls bouncing]

- MEANWHILE,IN ATHENS, GREECE,

NIKOS IS PLAYINGHIS FAVORITE GAME,

"ORGASM OR CAR CRASH?"

- OH, MY GOD!OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD!

- ♪ FIGHT, MAN

♪ WHAT'S IN THE ENVE--

♪ WHAT'S IN THE ENVE--

♪ WHAT'S IN THE ENVELOPE?

- PING-PONG!

[cheers and applause]

- ♪ WHAT'S IN THE ENVELOPE?

[buzzer]

- UH, SO, UH,DO YOU LIKE BREAD?

- YEAH, BREAD'S ALL RIGHT.YEAH.

- DO YOU, UH,FULLY GET INTO IT?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- BREAD.

- WHAT THE [bleep]ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- BREAD.

- I KNOW YOU'RE TALKINGABOUT BREAD.

WHAT'S GOING ONWITH THIS WEIRD MUSIC?

- IT'S, UH,FOR THE BREAD.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,IT'S FOR THE BREAD?

- LIKE FOR WHEN YOU'RE PUTTINGON BREAD SHOES.

- PUTTING ON BREAD SHOES?YOU SHOULD'VE JUST SAID IT.

[laughter and applause]

[heavy metal music playing]

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