Making New Friends

Season 2 , Ep 9 10/16/08 Views: 28,082

Sarah announces that she's looking for a new gang through a slide presentation and song. (2:19)

HELP YOURSELFTO SOME BOTTLED WATER.

ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKEEVERYBODY'S HERE,

SO WHY DON'T WE GET STARTED.

OVER THE YEARS,

MY FRIENDSHIP WITH YOUHAS BROUGHT ME MUCH JOY,

AS SEEN HERE.[bouncy electronic sound]

THERE WAS A BRIEF DIPWHEN I MET JAY.

[horn of failure] BUT I SERIOUSLY GOT OVER THAT

THE SECOND BRIAN AND STEVEDRESSED UP

AS GOTH LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY

FOR HALLOWEEN.[silly whoop noise]

BUT LATELY I'VE DONECOME SERIOUS SOUL SEARCHING.

AND I REALIZED THAT RECENTLY,

BEING YOUR FRIENDHAS MADE ME FEEL...

WELL, LIKE THIS.

[flatulence]

AND I'M LOOKING TO FEEL MORE LIKE THIS.

[slide whistle ascends][higher-pitched flatulence]

SO AFTER SOME CAREFUL CONSIDERATION,

I'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR METO MOVE ON.

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, I'LL BEENDING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU

AND STARTING A SEARCH FOR BRAND-NEW FRIENDS.

AND I'M REALLY EXCITEDABOUT IT.

SO GOOD LUCKWITH YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND SERVICE.

AND GOOD NIGHT.

NATHAN!

GUYS, THIS IS NATHAN.

HE'S GONNA BE YOUR GRIEF COUNSELOR,

AND HE'S GONNA GET YOUTHROUGH THIS DIFFICULT TIME.

SARAH,THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

LAURA, YOU'RE RIDICULOUS.

YOUR EYEBROWSDON'T EVEN MATCH YOUR HAIR.

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT.

NOT ANYMORE.

(Sarah) GOOD LUCK.

WOW.[chuckles]

SHE'S A BUMMER, EH?

THE EYEBROW THING ISNO BIG DEAL, BY THE WAY.

I HEARD HER SAY THATAND I MEAN,

I TOTALLY SEEWHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT,

BUT IT'S--WHO CARES, RIGHT?

EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT.

[cheerful music]

♪ MAKING NEW FRIENDSIS REALLY FUN ♪

♪ MAKING NEW FRIENDS

♪ THREE, TWO, ONE

♪ MAKING NEW FRIENDSIS BETTER THAN NONE ♪

♪ MAKING NEW FRIENDS

[scanner beeps]

♪ MAKING NEW FRIENDSTHAT'S WHAT I DO ♪

♪ MAKING NEW FRIENDS

♪ FOUR, THREE, TWO

♪ MAKING NEW FRIENDS C'EST MOI ET VOUS ♪

♪ MAKING NEW FRIENDS

♪ WE'RE MAKIN' NEW FRIENDS ♪

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