LeBron James to Star in "Space Jam 2" - Breaking the Laws of Gravity and Physics

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A long-awaited "Space Jam" sequel starring LeBron James is in the works, so Kyle Kinane, Josh Gondelman and Randy Liedtke theorize about the movie's plot. (1:45)

Great news, '90s kids!

There's gonna be a Space Jam 2!

(cheers and applause)

I know. I know.

-I mean...-Yeah.


Now you don't have to go to theoriginal Space Jam Web site,

-which is still up, and go,"When?!" -(laughter)

The classic

Looney Tunes basketball movieis getting a sequel.

A whole new generation of kidscan know what it's like

to have their sexual awakeningsparked by a cartoon bunny.


Side note-- whatever you do,

please do not search"Lola Bunny" and "Rule 34"

-unless you want to see...-Oh!

...unless you want to Porky Pighave the best day of his life.


The film will reportedly starLeBron James,

who's a very nice man.

I'm working on another showwith him currently.

It will helmed by Fast & Furious director Justin Lin,

'cause if you're gonna makea movie like Space Jam,

you need a director

who's gonna break allthe (bleep) laws of gravity

and physics and make it awesome!

So comedians, what's somethingyou think will happen

in the Space Jam sequel?

Kyle Kinane,let's start with you.

Shaquille O'Neal appears

as Vin Diesel'slong lost genie twin.

-(laughter)-HARDWICK: All right.

I would just watch thatas a movie.

-KINANE: Yeah.-(applause)

-Uh, Josh.-Oh. ESPN reports

that one of the Monstars,during the playoffs,

has been (bleep) LeBron's mom.

-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Oh...

(cheers and applause)



Randy Liedtke.

LeBron immediately connectswith Elmer Fudd

over their receding hairlines.

-HARDWICK: All right.-(laughter)


I don't support any of this.

LeBron is a good man,he works hard,

and he is also technicallymy boss on another show,

so (bleep) all of you.