PubLIZity - Liz's Wedding Pt. 2

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 03/06/2013
  • Views: 32,201

Liz G. prepares to have the sponsored live-streamed wedding she's always wanted. (3:20)

- ♪ I'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT

- I WASN'T SURE IF LIZ WAS GONNACOME THROUGH WITH A SPONSOR,

SO I SOLD SOME SPACEON MY DRESS.

DID YOU KNOW I CUT A DEALWITH SAN DIEGO DIET

BEFORE THE WEDDING?- OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE, LIKE, A GENIUS.

- WELL, I MIGHT HAVE STARTEDAT BINGHAMTON,

BUT I FINISHED AT SYRACUSE.[slurps]

- ♪ YOU'LL ALWAYS BEMY BEST FRIEND ♪

- IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN JUGGLINGSO MANY BALLS.

BUT, LIKE,TODAY IS MY DAY, OKAY?

- OKAY.- GREAT.

- BUT, LIZ...- WHAT?

- PROMISE ME ONE.- TOTALLY.

- THAT THAT IS THE LAST BITOF WORK THAT YOU WILL DO TODAY.

- OKAY, FINE.

- LIZ.- WHAT?

- I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.CASSANDRA!

LIZ?- YEAH?

- SOMETHING OLD...- OKAY.

- SOMETHING NEW.- OKAY.

- LITTLE GLOVES.SOMETHING BORROWED...

- UH-HUH.- AND SOMETHING BLUE.

- OH, MY GOD, LOOKIT,THOSE ARE NAUGHTY.

- HOLD ON.- WHAT?

- [whispers]THEY'RE ALL UNDER ARMOUR.

[romantic music swells]

- YOU DID GET A SPONSOR?

[fairy-like tinkling]

I LOVE YOU. LIZ.- [squeaking] I LOVE YOU A LOT.

- EVERYTHING LOOKS AMAZING.- THANK YOU.

- I DIDN'T THINKI COULD EVEN...

- LIKE, YOU LOOK AMAZING!

- AND IT'S, LIKE,I COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE-- [sobs]

- I COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINEIF SOMEONE WAS, LIKE--

[music stops suddenly]- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

WELCOME TO THE LIVE STREAMING PUBLIZITY WEDDING.

LIZ AND NNAMDI HAVE ACTUALLYWRITTEN THEIR OWN VOWS,

WHICH IS FUN.

SO, LIZ,IF YOU WANT TO GO FIRST.

- THANK YOU.

DEAR NNAMDI,

YOU WERE THE ONE FOR MEFROM THE VERY START.

I KNEW THAT FROM THE DEPTHSOF MY VERY DEPTH-FUL HEART.

[slurp]WHETHER IT WAS WHEN I MET YOU

AFTER STALKING YOUAFTER A GAME,

THINGS WITH--ARE NEVER LAME WITH YOU.

[sighs]- MM.

- THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.- THANK YOU.

- NNAMDI, GO AHEAD.- LIZ...

I'M SO EXCITED TO BE GETTINGMARRIED TO YOU TODAY.

- THANK YOU.

- YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY,REALLY COOL CHICK.

AND I JUST WANT EVERYONE HERETO KNOW...

THAT YOU JUST GOT NNAMDI'D![applause, laughter]

- WHAT?

- THERE'S A CAMERA HERE,CAMERA THERE, CAMERA HERE.

YOU JUST GOT NNAMDI'D.- WHAT?

- ARE YOU SAYING"WHAT" OR "WHY"?

- WHAT?- IT DOESN'T MATTER, LOOK.

THAT "WHAT" IS,THIS IS MY PRANK SHOW.

AND THE "WHY" IS,BECAUSE YOU'RE A BEAST.

- I DON'T KNOWWHAT JUST HAPPENED.

- GOOD JOB.YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT.

- WAIT.

- [laughs]

- ♪ THE BEST ISYET TO COME ♪

- LIZ, DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?OR, LIKE, WHAT?

- NO, BUT NOW I KNOW ABOUT ITBECAUSE THE PRANK JUST HAPPENED.

- [sobbing] BUT, LIKE,THIS IS NOT EXACTLY

HOW I PICTUREDMY [stifled] WEDDING TO BE.

DO I JUST, LIKE,WALK RIGHT NOW?

- YEAH, GO BACK THERE.- JUST GO, LIKE--

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY,LIKE, HEAD OUT.

- DO I JUST, LIKE,WALK LIKE THIS, OR DO I--

- LIZ, I'M SO SORRY.

- ABOUT WHAT?

- THAT, LIKE,YOUR WEDDING WAS RUINED,

AND YOU WERE PRANKED IN FRONTOF, LIKE, NATIONAL TELEVISION.

LIKE, IT'S GOOD KARMATHAT YOU LET HIM BE SUCCESSFUL

AT SOMETHING,EVEN IF THAT WAS, LIKE,

TO COMPLETELY PRANK YOUAND, LIKE, FOOL YOU

AND, LIKE,CALL YOU A BEAST,

AND, LIKE,SAY THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS,

LIKE, MAKE YOU WEAR THAT HAT.- YEAH.

- WHEN PUSH COMES DOWN TO IT,

LIKE, I'LL ALWAYS BE HEREFOR YOU

BECAUSE YOU'REMY BEST FRIEND.

- I'M JUSTSO HAPPY THAT,

IF I HAD TO GET PRANKEDON NATIONAL TELEVISION

BY A PROFESSIONALFOOTBALL PLAYER FOR HIS SHOW,

THAT YOU WERE BY MY SIDETHE WHOLE TIME.

- YEAH.- I'M NOT CRAZY, RIGHT?

- NO, YOU JUST GOT PRANKED.

- [slurps]

- [slurps]

- DO I HAVE ANYTHINGIN MY TEETH?

- ♪ YOU'LL ALWAYS BE

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