(man)Bridget Everett is just threepoints away from winning
her fourth Grand Slam.
(man)Remarkably, she has not allowedSchumerenka a single game in
this match and yet,I can't take my eyes off
of Schumerenka's uniquestyle on the court.
Ah!(man)I agree, Patrick.
Schumerenka hasa charisma on the court
that just pullsyou in.
Unh! (man) Out.
I think one reason whySchumerenka's having such
a difficult time in thismatch is the distraction
factor ofEverett's grunting.
(Patrick)Oh, God, it's disgusting,they should really ban it.
(man)Heaving and sweatinglike a Clydesdale,
Everett makes the shot.
Let's take a look atthe instant replay.
I think the most incredible partof Schumerenka's game is how she
manages to be so thin and yet,still have such large breasts.
(man)Absolutely, it's justsuch a turn-on
to see tennis played withthis level of integrity.
Amy's friends and familyobviously agree.
Schumerenka's sponsoris Herpsky premium vodka.
(Patrick)As usual, Everett's friendand old math teacher
is there tocheer her on.
Got her a nice seat in her VIPbox, sponsored by ground beef.
(man)Is what she's doingtechnically cheering her on?
It looks like she's justeating snacks from home.
Schumerenka seems to be tryingto take a moment to refocus.
(Patrick)This is one of those key momentswhere she definitely needs to
take her timeand not rush.
Yeah, don't rush that.(man)Whoo.
(Patrick)Bridget doesn't seem to like thedelay in the game and as usual,
she has to try to control herinfamous attitude problem.
It's unattractive and alsoshe's (bleep) blocking.
(man)No good, it's over.
Well, Everett wins theEast Coast International
for the fourth timein straight sets.
Hope she's happy.
Let's go courtside forthe awards ceremony.
Bridget, you won.
Here's your cup anda million dollars.
Really fought hardout there--Amy, you lost.
But you were so gorgeousthroughout the entire match
that it's almostlike you won.
Does that make sense?What's your secret?
I love this country.
Amy, I'm being toldthe crowd has chipped in.
You will now be walkingaway with $2 million!
I love you...thank you!
Oh, thank you,my country!
Oh thank you America!
I won, I won.
Amy! Amy! Amy!
These are for you,take them.
I don't needthem anymore.
I love you, America.
(Patrick)Amy Schumerenka,a true champion.
(man)Great for tennis.