Chris Rock - Don't Cheat

Bring the Pain Season 1, Ep 1 05/15/2016 Views: 925

Chris Rock got caught cheating on his girlfriend, and then he realized what women really want after they discover their partner has been unfaithful. (1:32)

CAN'T CHEAT !

KNOW WHY ?

'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT.

YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT,

I DON'T CARE WHO

YOU ARE, YOU'RE 007,

YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT.

YOU ARE GONNA GET CAUGHT !

AND YOU DON'T WANNA GET CAUGHT.

BOY, I'D RATHER GET CAUGHT

STEALING SOME ( bleep )

FROM THE GOVERNMENT, THAN TO GET

CAUGHT CHEATING ON A WOMAN.

'CAUSE I GOT CAUGHT OUT THERE.

ABOUT FIVE YEARS AGO.

I REMEMBER LIKE IT WAS

YESTERDAY.

A WOMAN FOUND TWO CONDOMS

IN MY POCKET.

BUT IT WAS A PACK OF THREE.

AND ALL I COULD HEAR WAS,

WHERE'S THE OTHER CONDOM ?

WHERE'S THE OTHER CONDOM, WHERE

THE ( bleep ) IS

THE OTHER CONDOM ?

WHERE IS THE CONDOM ?

YOU KNOW, WOMEN ARE JUST LIKE

THE POLICE.

THEY COULD HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE

IN THE WORLD.

BUT THEY WANT THE CONFESSION.

I KNOW YOU DID IT,

JUST ADMIT IT.

I KNOW YOU DID IT, JUST

ADMIT IT.

I KNOW YOU DID IT, I GOT IT

ON FILM !

I KNOW YOU DID IT,

JUST ADMIT IT !

I FOUND A BLOND HAIR !

YOU WAS ( bleep ) A CRACKER

( bleep ) CRACKER, WASN'T YOU ?

I KNOW YOU DID IT, JUST

ADMIT IT.

CAN YOU BE A MAN ?

CAN YOU BE A ( bleep ) MAN,

AND SAY THAT-- WAS IT GOOD ?

DID SHE TOSS YOUR SALAD ?

I KNOW YOU DID IT,

JUST ADMIT IT !