#HashtagWars - #GraduationAdviceIn3Words

Tuesday, June 14, 2016 06/14/2016 Views: 849

Matteo Lane, Mamrie Hart and Grace Helbig bestow their concise wisdom upon recent grads. (1:21)

It is now time for tonight's#HashtagWars.

(applause and cheering)

If there's anythingnew grads can count on,

it's parental concern,a poor job market,

and a graduation speaker whowill somehow take 30 minutes

to say "follow your dreams"or some (bleep).

But we here at @midnight knowthat nobody's got time for that,

which is why we're giving youall the tips you need

with tonight's #HashtagWar--

graduation advicein three words.

Graduation advicein three words.

Examples might be,"Congrats, you're poor!"

Or "Hoard work snacks."

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock and begin.

-Mamrie.-Vodka will help.

-Points.-(laughter, applause)

-Grace.-YouTube channel.

-Points.-(laughter, whooping)

-Matteo.-Drive for Uber.


-Mamrie.-Ride on coattails.


-Matteo.-Ready, set, blow.


-Mamrie.-Steal Netflix passwords.


-Gracie.-Don't send nudes.


-Matteo.-Green card marriage.

-Points.-(groans, laughter)

-Gracie.-Deodorant is shower.


-Mamrie.-Sorry, you're (bleep).


-Matteo.-Fake your death.


-Gracie.-Don't marry that.


Points. Points. Mamrie.

Marry that, idiot!