Adam Killed a Man

Adam Killed a Man Season 2, Ep 2 09/12/2014 Views: 3,634

Before the comics arrive at his house party, Adam confesses something to Kyle Newacheck that could get them both in trouble. (1:11)

- I AM AT PEACE.

MY WILL IS FREE.

- [whistling]

- I AM AT PEACE.

- [screeches]

KYLE!- ADAM?

- KYLE, I'M FREAKING OUT.- ADAM, WHAT?

- I'M FREAKING OUT, DUDE.- WHAT IS ALL OVER YOU?

- I KILLED A GUY!- WHAT?

- I JUST KILLED A GUY, MAN.

IT WAS JUST--ALL OF A SUDDEN,HE WAS JUST THERE,

AND HE WASN'T DEAD;THEN I WAS LIKE, "HE'S DEAD!"

- ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A MAN?- IT WAS A MAN!

DEFINITELY A MAN,HE HAD LONG HAIR,

BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY A MAN.

- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, CALM DOWN.WE NEED YOU, BUDDY.

THE FIRST THING WE NEEDYOU TO DO IS

GET OUT OF THESE CLOTHES, OKAY?

THE COMICS ARE GONNA BE HEREANY MINUTE, SO GET OUT OF THEM,

OR ELSE THEY'RE GONNA KNOW.

GO UPSTAIRS.DON'T SMACK ME, OKAY?

I'LL START THINKINGOF AN ALIBI,

AND THEN I'LL TIE UPALL THE LOOSE ENDS, OKAY?

I GOT YOUR BACK, MAN.ALL RIGHT, BROTHER.

- YOU'RE MY HETERO BROTHERFROM A DIFFERENT MOTHER.

- I HAVE YOUR BACK,JUST LIKE A BROTHER.

- GOT YOUR BACK.

- I'LL FREAKING FOLLOW YOUTO THE END.

- THANK YOUFOR HELPING ME.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.GET OUT OF HERE.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.- I FREAKING LOVE YOU, DUDE.

- ALL RIGHT, BROTHER.

HELLO, THE POLICE?

YEAH, I'D LIKETO REPORT A MURDER.

YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY MY FRIEND,ADAM DEVINE, KILLED SOMEONE.

[theme music plays]