Chris D'Elia - British Dudes Walk Around with the Hottest Girls

Chris D'Elia: White Male. Black Comic. Season 1, Ep 101 11/20/2013 Views: 43,857

Chris D'Elia solves the mystery of how British men get hot women in Los Angeles. (1:21)

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D'Elia:IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE

HOW COOL YOU LOOK,WHAT YOU DRIVE.

NOBODY CARES.

THERE ARE OTHER CARS OUT THEREWITH DUDES IN THEM.

GIRLS DON'T CARE.[ LAUGHS ] DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU NEED TO COME INAT AN ANGLE, MAN.

LIKE, YOU NEED TO BE COOL.

LIKE, THAT'SWHY I SEE BRITISH DUDES

WITH THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER,ESPECIALLY IN L.A.

BRITISH DUDES WILL WALK AROUNDWITH THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER

'CAUSE THEY LOOK REGULAR,

BUT THEN WHEN THEY TALK,THEY'RE LIKE,

[ British accent ] "HELLO.HOW ARE YOU DOING?"

[ Normal voice ] RIGHT?

GIRLS CAN'T MESS WITH THAT,JUST...

[ British accent ]"HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?"

[ Normal voice ] "AAH!

ARE YOU FOR REAL?!"

[ British accent ]"YES, I AM QUITE FOR REAL.

"HELLO. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFULIN THIS OUTFIT YOU PUT TOGETHER.

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOUTO THE LIBRARY."

[ Normal voice ]OR WHATEVER THEY SAY.

I DON'T KNOW.

[ British accent ] "NO,I HAVEN'T READ ALL THE BOOKS."

[ LAUGHTER ]

Woman: ALL RIGHT, BABY!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

D'Elia: [ Normal voice ]HEY, HOW COME,

WHEN BRITISH PEOPLE WALK AROUND,

THEY ALWAYS HAVETHEIR HEADS WOBBLING?

[ British accent ]WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE

THEIR HEADS WOBBLING LIKE THAT?

THEY DO IT, THOUGH. [ LAUGHS ]YOU KNOW WHY THEY DO THAT?

'CAUSE THEY'LL GOTO THE LIBRARY, READ THE BOOKS,

GAIN THE INFORMATION,

AND THEN JUST KIND OF JOSTLE ITAROUND IN THEIR HEAD LIKE THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHS ]

THEY'LL GO TO THE LIBRARY,CHECK OUT A BUNCH OF BOOKS,

READ THEM,

AND THEN JUST BOUNCE IT AROUNDIN THEIR NOGGIN.

[ LAUGHTER ]